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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:
NO she/he did not:
Mine:
NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf
No she did not ask the nurse if a patient has a nephrostomy tube then how do they still urinate? The nurse proceeded to give her a quick anatomy lecture to point out the the body has 2 kidneys....
yes I asked it...after thinking about it for 5 min without coming up with the answer. Major DUH moment when the nurse answered .
Introduce myself as working in the "NEUROLOGY" department to my UROLOGY pre-op patient (seeing as I work all services) and, without missing a beat, start the pre-op interview ... until I saw the look on the pt's face ... :stone ... I guess I was the one who needed some help 'up there' today ... :chuckle ... pt genuinely believed he was about to have "wrong site" surgery in a big way, wow ... :uhoh21:
No she did not have her cell phone on in class and answer it on the second ring DURING LECTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No she did not have her cell phone on during lecture three times in the past month, answer it, and proceed to tell her boyfriend she was in lecture and what we were learning about that day!!!!!!! :roll :roll
She hung up quickly after the instructor shot her a "oh no you did not just answer that phone in class" look! :chuckle
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Now she keeps it on vibrate- but keeps it on her desk instead of in her pocket or bag :uhoh21: :uhoh21: It sounds even louder when it vibrates on the desk than when it would ring! :rotfl: :rotfl:
Check the patients respirations by grabing her wrist and looking at the clock.
My other friend in OB, asked the patient " how is your lochia?" The patient said. " my what?" LOL........She should have said, "how is your bleeding?"
Tell our instructor he didn't know how to make a bed (senior) EEks!
No she didn't...
...tell a group of psych patients that another nursing student (male) was a doctor. (she wanted them to leave her alone, which they did when they thought a doctor was on the floor)
...get caught making out with a resident(doctor, not patient), during clinicals, at the hospital. What is worse, she was dating a resident, but one she got caught with was not him!:imbar
....ask the instructor "what do that does" in reference to the antibiotic ointment being applied to a wound.:uhoh21:
shopgal, RN
71 Posts
No she didn't.... ask me if the trach patient vomited out her mouth, she thought that it came out of her trach. I asked her if she wanted me to draw her a picture. The saddest thing is that she is a supervisor! :imbar