No She/he Did Not!!!

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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

I just read this entire thread and it took almost two hours...but it was so funny..lol

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Specializes in Acute Care Psych, DNP Student.

No she did not...

email in sick the morning of clinical.

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No she did not just try to do an IVP with a blunt end cannula into a blue capped INT, and then come out and ask me why it wouldn't work! Some people.... :lol2:

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I did this too...the same day i also started an IV for the first time, and didnt hold pressure in the right area, and slung blood on her as well..this happened to be the MOST ANAL teacher on the staff..so needless to say i dont think she has let me near body fluids again. I am about to graduate now, and i havent flung anything since then!!

Your kidding right? I'm almost done with school too and my school doesn't let us poke people unless we are giving an IM or SQ. They told us once we get a job in a hospital they would send us around with the IV team. :angryfire I WANNA POKE SOMEONE!!! lol... This just sounds rediculious to me. They ever think that maybe not everyone wants to start out in a hospital? :idea:

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I love that "do you know me?!"

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Specializes in acute rehab, med surg, LTC, peds, home c.

No I did not just ask that patients daughter if she was his wife.

No that dr didn't just call that masculine looking visitor "sir".

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OH MY GOSH I HAVE TEARS COMING DOWN. Mine isn't funny,

No she did not interrupt lecture to tell the teacher that hopefully with medical advances and since we are close to identifying the "gay" gene, that one would be able to have an abortion if they knew their child would be gay. :angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire TRUE STORY! Thankfully my teacher didn't write me up when I turned around and said "Are you F'in kidding me?????"

Their stupidity is funny....and yet the fact that this person is trying to be a nurse scares me.

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Specializes in neurotrauma ICU.
In my psych class earlier this week, we were talking about Anorexia and our instructor asked if anyone of us had ever dealt with someone that had gone through it. I said I did, and some student said out loud, "Well, apparently she doesn't have THAT problem anymore!" I don't think she meant for me to hear it. I didn't mean I was the one that had anorexia, but I had dealt with it before. I stood up and glared at her. I was quickly escorted out of the classroom by some of the other students while our instructor had a talk with her.

well he/she is going to have GREAT bedside manner someday. (

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No he didn't get a call on his cell phone that wasn't turned off during a test! AND No he didn't proceed to take the call and hold a mundane conversation while the rest of us were testing! :angryfire We were all ready to drag him out by his ears and beat him.

OMG, any one did that in our test room, we would be out of the program so fast our head would spin. You were not even allowed to bring them into the testing room.:angryfire

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... while studying pharmacology and disease processes, my friend and I came across myasthenia gravis... but there were so many to remember (we took pharm before we started nursing school) that we could only remember it as 'my *** is tired'.

..flash forward to 3rd semester.. every time the instructor says 'myasthenia gravis', we look at each other across the classroom and mouth "my *** is tired!" with a big smile!:D

That's awesome!

I'll never forget the origin of different types of skin grafts, thanks to a classmate...after a few of us had puzzled over how to remember allograft vs. autograft, we asked the whole class and she said, "It's easy, you have this little piggy, that dead guy, and me!" (heterograft, allograft, autograft). When I started breathing again, I told her she was effing brilliant.

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Specializes in Emergency Dept. Trauma. Pediatrics.
Their stupidity is funny....and yet the fact that this person is trying to be a nurse scares me.

The fact that many of the students I have seen, plan on being nurses scares me :stone

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No she did not describe the purulent drainage as "*****" in her nursing notes.... :chuckle

this is so ******* funny! Its sick that I sometimes have to stop and think for a second, is that spelt right? God forbid someone ever asked to borrow my notes....but really this just had me in histerics!!!

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