Nursing Students General Students
Published Mar 20, 2005
New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:
NO she/he did not:
Mine:
NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf
meluhn
661 Posts
No he did not attach the tube feed to the foley and let it run for 3 hours.
Please tell me that this was not a nurse and if it was, Did he/she get fired I hope? If it was a student, did they pass?
bananimal
211 Posts
No she did not just say she failed out of the Early Childhood Education program so she figured she would try Nursing....................
NurseLoveJoy88, ASN, RN
3,959 Posts
No he did not show up to clinicals wearing street clothes !
Answer this fill in the blank test question as follows:Acute kidney infection is.......?My classic Tommy Boy answer: Bad???Total brain fart that day. The instructor loved it.
Acute kidney infection is.......?
My classic Tommy Boy answer: Bad???
Total brain fart that day. The instructor loved it.
LOL! I've done this a couple of times !
No he did not try to ellicit a pain response from a patient who was a&o x3
AZSamiLPN
9 Posts
Walk into a room full of recovering drug addicts and say out loud, "Man! I really needed my fix!" while holding a 20 oz bottle of Dr. Pepper!
In my psych class earlier this week, we were talking about Anorexia and our instructor asked if anyone of us had ever dealt with someone that had gone through it. I said I did, and some student said out loud, "Well, apparently she doesn't have THAT problem anymore!" I don't think she meant for me to hear it. I didn't mean I was the one that had anorexia, but I had dealt with it before. I stood up and glared at her. I was quickly escorted out of the classroom by some of the other students while our instructor had a talk with her.
nightshiftnut
50 Posts
-Ask to take the blood pressure of a patient that was a bilateral amputee.
-Ask the male patient why he was "peeking" at her with one open eye.....he only had one eye!
-Ask the instructor if eggs could be pureed and placed down a G-tube.
-Label the foley catheter with a feeding tube label by accident.
-Place a ducolax suppository in the lady parts..(the nurse said it slipped!)
-Accidently dump the enema bucket on the other nurses head.
-Try to give meds to a patient orally who had a feeding tube. Patient was unable to swallow and had no gag reflex.
-Wore striped panties under uniform white bottoms.
-Forget to wear a slip under white uniform skirt...ooops!
-The other nurse on duty did not leave a whopping fart behind the pulled curtain when I was assessing my patient.
-No that patient did not just leave a stinker in my face when I turned them on their side to listen to their lungs. They must have been "blowing me a kiss."
-Just take that confused patients order and offer substitutions for breakfast (while writing it all on a piece of paper and repeating the order back...because the patient thought she was a "waitress" because she was in white.
Annisme
161 Posts
...call a code and start chest compressions on a patient who was bradycardic. The patient opened her eyes and said "stop that! It hurts!" The nurse was shocked and the patient was transferred to ICU to stablize her heart rate.
It wasn't me (thank God), I had her in ICU.
Angie1011
23 Posts
Had one fellow student ask our instructor on an OB/GYN placement if you could get pregnant from oral sex.
(only to have another student pipe up, "Hmm, doesn't it depend how you do it?" and then go into GREAT detail about how that might happen.)
Then in a case study group, we were asked the signs/symptoms of an MI, to which one student shouted out 'His feet would turn purple!!'
chnc1024, ASN
108 Posts
No he did not...
Tell his pt with a foley to hang his bag on his IV pole at waist level!!!
This was yesterday, my clinical group was waiting to go to lunch, and I saw the pt walking past and to his room. I went and told him why that wasn't a good idea. He and his wife look at me shocked said "his nurse told him to do that"....
phoenixfire
105 Posts
... while studying pharmacology and disease processes, my friend and I came across myasthenia gravis... but there were so many to remember (we took pharm before we started nursing school) that we could only remember it as 'my *** is tired'.
..flash forward to 3rd semester.. every time the instructor says 'myasthenia gravis', we look at each other across the classroom and mouth "my *** is tired!" with a big smile!