No She/he Did Not!!!

CRIMSON · Jan 27, 2009

Oh no she did not while learning to spike and "hook up" primary and secondary IV tubing through the pump hold up the end with the attachment for the patient and ask where does this end go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :no:

tothepointeLVN, LVN · Jan 27, 2009

Oh no she did not while learning to spike and "hook up" primary and secondary IV tubing through the pump hold up the end with the attachment for the patient and ask where does this end go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I have a similar one. A student when applying TED hose holds up the packages and asks the patient is this your size? (as if he knows lol)

Miss Chybil RN, BSN, RN · Jan 27, 2009

Oh no she didn't just clean a very messy C-Diff patient with several warm wash rags and then lay those rags on the in-the-wall shelving in all their germy glory. And no I didn't find, a week later, dried poopy wash rags in another patient's room sitting shriveled on his in-the-wall shelf! And he was continent!

Purple_Scrubs, BSN, RN · Jan 27, 2009

Oh no she did not just chart "family at bedpan" on her nurse's notes! (That was me, luckily it was in nursing school and the nurse's notes were just for our instructor to see, not in the pt's actual chart! It had been a long day and I meant bedside!)

Oh no she did not just accidently hit "reply to all", so the email went to her classmates AND her instructor when she sent the email about a book burning party at the end of the semester! (That one was not me!)

luvinRN · Jan 28, 2009

ohh these stories crack me up! my husband says im a nerd..kinda ticks me off...wish he had a sense of humor..anyway great stories

ErinJane · Jan 28, 2009

No she did not, when asked by a patient if she was pregnant, reply "Nope, just chubby."

No she did not tell the instructor that she had to leave clinicals early each day and if the instructor didn't like it "thats your problem".

No she did not call a code blue on a patient for having O2 stats in the 70s...and then come to find out that the monitor was barely on their finger...

LoneWolfRN2010 · Jan 28, 2009

Oh no she did NOT go to get her patient assignment the night before clinicals wearing a miniskirt, a leopard print cleavage-bearing halter top (with belly showing) and 5" stillettos.... (She did. Former nursing student at my school)

Oh no, she did NOT just pop a SECOND dose of her Percocet because she is "so stressed out" and forgot she took the first dose and about passed out in class. (she did, and i really hope she lays off the painkillers - especially since she's not IN PAIN!)

Serlait · Apr 16, 2009

Bump up

~Mi Vida Loca~RN, ASN, RN · Apr 16, 2009

OH MY GOSH I HAVE TEARS COMING DOWN. Mine isn't funny,

No she did not interrupt lecture to tell the teacher that hopefully with medical advances and since we are close to identifying the "gay" gene, that one would be able to have an abortion if they knew their child would be gay. :angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire TRUE STORY! Thankfully my teacher didn't write me up when I turned around and said "Are you F'in kidding me?????"

RNDreamer · Apr 16, 2009

oh.....my......what in the world....

OH MY GOSH I HAVE TEARS COMING DOWN. Mine isn't funny,
No she did not interrupt lecture to tell the teacher that hopefully with medical advances and since we are close to identifying the "gay" gene, that one would be able to have an abortion if they knew their child would be gay. :angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire:angryfire TRUE STORY! Thankfully my teacher didn't write me up when I turned around and said "Are you F'in kidding me?????"

hollybear1414 · Apr 16, 2009

un-believable.

the **** that comes out of peoples mouth sometimes is unreal.

~Mi Vida Loca~RN, ASN, RN · Apr 17, 2009

It seriously took all I had not to throw something at her. This girl would come out with the most off the wall stuff in lecture and that was all annoying enough but when she said this???? I seriously wanted to just beat the crap out of her. It was in Microbiology class when we were talking about Genetics.