No She/he Did Not!!!

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NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

Specializes in Case management, occupational health.

I have a new one!

No she did not show up 45 minutes late to the first day of clinicals and bring a huge box of candy she was selling for her sons school trip and proceed to go to each patient room and see if they wanted to buy some!!

This was at a Shriners Hospital so it was all kids and of course they wanted candy.

She even forgot her stethescope but she damn sure remembered the candy.

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Specializes in med/surg , hospice and oncology.

No she just did not......yell loudly at the patient (who is very HOH)" Suck! Go ahead suck! Now swallow. Come on, you can swallow it! There, you did a good job! (True story! Patient was confused and very HOH. The nurse was trying to get the patient to swallow his pillows and suck on the straw for water). I about peed myself when I heard her yelling this to her patient. It brought me to my knees!:rotfl:

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No she did not just ask the instructor if the NuvaRing itself went off after the instructor explained that they used to come with a timer that went off when it was time to change them.:eek::eek:

I wish you could have seen the look on the instructors face.;)

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Specializes in Cardio-Pulmonary; Med-Surg; Private Duty.
No she did not just ask the instructor if the NuvaRing itself went off after the instructor explained that they used to come with a timer that went off when it was time to change them.:eek::eek:

My, wouldn't THAT be interesting in the middle of church on a Sunday morning! :D

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...tell the instructor during class that she was concerned about getting AIDS from a patent spitting at her.

My study budy almost fell out of her chair I think. The look on her face was so priceless I was trying not to crack up laughing.

It was not an older student either. I understand that back in the 70's/80's when some of our older students were in school they were told a lot of things about AIDS that we've since found out aren't true, so I could MAYBE understand one of them asking this question. This girl was in her early 20's.

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I have a new one!

No she did not show up 45 minutes late to the first day of clinicals and bring a huge box of candy she was selling for her sons school trip and proceed to go to each patient room and see if they wanted to buy some!!

This was at a Shriners Hospital so it was all kids and of course they wanted candy.

She even forgot her stethescope but she damn sure remembered the candy.

I think my instructor would have had a total stroke...after she kicked the girl's rear end straight out of the hospital. Unreal!

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My, wouldn't THAT be interesting in the middle of church on a Sunday morning! :D

Funny thing is that is what me and my friend said. Could you imagine having to explain to the preacher why your dress was ringing during his sermon.:yeah:

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- when preparing the patients lunch tray, the patient says "I can't have these greens." student nurse says "Why not?" And the patient replied "Because I'm on Coumadin!"

- ask our instructor "A condom catheter? What's that? How does it work?"

- look at EVERY patients chart on the floor and leave the charts open and visible for everyone to see.

- call your husband in the middle of class and talk LOUDLY about personal things that NO one should know and fail to notice the instructors about to kill you.

- ask me "How do I chart my assessment?" after we've been in clinical's for 13 weeks!

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...refer to a clinical instructor as "ape-tits", to her face and not get expelled... yet...

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Specializes in Cardio-Pulmonary; Med-Surg; Private Duty.
Funny thing is that is what me and my friend said. Could you imagine having to explain to the preacher why your dress was ringing during his sermon.:yeah:

Great minds think alike! LOL

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Specializes in ICU-Adult Medical.

Oh no she did not just call a man that had all 10 toes amputated "Stumpy"

Oh no she didn't just bring a cloth BP cuff out of a Iso MRSA room into another patients room on a surgery floor.

Oh no she did not go into the supply room and have sex with a resident during clinicals.

Oh no she didn't just call my dementia pt, that keeps masturbating "Handy Manny"

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Specializes in Emergency Dept. Trauma. Pediatrics.
Oh no she did not just call a man that had all 10 toes amputated "Stumpy"

Oh no she didn't just bring a cloth BP cuff out of a Iso MRSA room into another patients room on a surgery floor.

Oh no she did not go into the supply room and have sex with a resident during clinicals.

Oh no she didn't just call my dementia pt, that keeps masturbating "Handy Manny"

OMG I was laughing so hard on that last one!

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