No She/he Did Not!!!

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New fun thread. Please finish the sentence:

NO she/he did not:

Mine:

NO SHE DID NOT WALK INTO CLASS WITH a RED THONG CLEARLY SHOWING UNDER HER UNIFORM!:smackingf

NO SHE DIDN'T go into the wrong room and assess the wrong patient all day and never realized it until post conference......thank god she didnt pass meds... Can we say, " Can you please verify your name and birthdate for me." LOLOLOLOLOLOl!!!!

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No she did not think military position means ( conceived in the military )

during OB lecture one of my classmates asked if the teacher meant if the baby was conceived in the military!!

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Oh no she did not just call a man that had all 10 toes amputated "Stumpy"

Oh no she didn't just bring a cloth BP cuff out of a Iso MRSA room into another patients room on a surgery floor.

Oh no she did not go into the supply room and have sex with a resident during clinicals.

Oh no she didn't just call my dementia pt, that keeps masturbating "Handy Manny"

L&D you owe me a new computer keyboard! I laughed so hard I snorted my coffee all over it :lol2:

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Specializes in Aged Care, Midwifery, Palliative Care.

The RN I was training with on clinicals as a 2nd year student did not just tell the patient that I was giving meds to that her Simvastatin tablet was for her reflux.... YES she did :eek: I had already checked it against the medical order but after she said that I checked again incase as the student I'd mucked up, pointed to it and asked her 'this one', yep, ummm actually no its a hypolipidemic med. I don't like to correct anyone in front of the patient but heck even the patient was looking bewildered about her new reflux medication!!!!

Later the same nurse looked at my careplan and asked why I was going to take a post op patients obs every 4 hours, I got his carepath and showed her where it was written that Vitals were to be taken on day 2 as 4/24... Meaning four hourly, she said NO, 4/24 means QID ;) I asked her what would four hourly be then and she said 6/24 :loveya: God love her. But she made me change my careplan to QID Obs on this patient.

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Specializes in Aged Care, Midwifery, Palliative Care.

No!!! while doing maternity obs she didn't chart the Mums nipples as 'good'.... Yep I did, and gave the Midwives a good laugh. This was my first year and first clinical in maternity, I remember doing the assessment and thinking yeah they look 'good' :D:imbar

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Specializes in LDRP.

no my instructor did not just tell us that PICC line stood for "percutaneous intravenous catheter". she was even missing a C! :eek:

no she did not ask her instructor what this strange port in her patients chest was, referring to one of the telemetry stickers... and we were on the telemetry unit.. lol.. that was me..

no she did not nervously tell the patients husband that this was the first time ever discontinuing an IV on a real person. - me again. ooops.

no our instructer did not tell us not to listen to our coassigned RN because she used to be a teacher at our school 2 years ago, and was fired after 6 weeks!

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Specializes in Critical Care-Neuro/Trauma ICU.

NO she did NOT wipe poop back to front during that bed bath today...GROSS!!! And this is a SENIOR STUDENT!!! Scary!

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-No she didn't just tell that young blood clot prone patient living in a half way house that she should keep her embryo instead of having an abortion, because "lots of people would like to have babies"

-No she didn't just ask the patient the correct medical terminology for her condition, because she was unsure.

Haha I'm not even in nursing school yet, these are just things I've witnessed from nurses in the past few years.

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Specializes in Orthopedics.

NO she didn't ask me what renal means!

No she didn't tell our instructor that you aspirate on insulin injections after telling us for months about how she gives her brother insulin injections therefore, she knows what she is doing.

SAME PERSON...This thread is hysterical!

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Specializes in Getting my LVN first, the onto my RN!!!!.

she did not just ask the instructor if you could live without LUNGS!!!!!!

or if you could be a blood donor/organ donor if you have HIV/AIDS

same girl asked both, unbelievable, i swear

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Specializes in Orthopedics.

OMG! Live without lungs? Donate blood if you have HIV/AIDS? Where do these people come from and how do they get accepted into nursing school????

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Specializes in Corrections, Education, Med/Surg, AGNP-HIV.
:eek: No he did not come out of the room and ask me to check the notes to see how much packing was used on the last wound care to a perianal abcess because he had used almost the whole bottle of iodoform gauze in the wound, i said they used 3 cm....OOOOPS! the patient did not say anything while having his rectum stuffed full of iodoform.....Hilarious he never lived that one down.
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