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Should I be a nurse: I am going to scream!:banghead: How in the HE double hockey sticks are we supposed to know what is right for you?? I am sorry if I sound rude not my intent, but it just makes me wonder, do you have to have all your decisions made by another person if so you ARE going to have a hard time being a burse. I am a EMT and if I had to ask someone to do XYZ before I do what I know needs to be done, I would have a poor patient outcome. Sorry but this is getting old

I've been having trouble sleeping.

I know profolol can be dangerous, but a friend of mine can get some and I want to try it.

Is it reallyhonestly that bad?

LMAO.....to funny!!!:yeah:

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OMG! I remember you! I was hanging out with Flo one night, and discovered an unknown fact about her...she was actually the pioneer of rap. Her nickname was "Fly Flo-Ni".

She rapped this little ditty one night when we got slap-happy after studying for 18 hours straight:

"So you got yourself into a fight, right?

And you need a stitch while your're in the ditch, right?

Well I got some thread

For your head

And I brought my lamp

From my camp

So we can fix you up even when there's no light!

Just take yourself a rest, son

I'll let you know when I'm done

I'll get you up and run-nin'

Gotta keep you out of the gun-nin'

Yeah, I'm the cute girl with the bun

Don't forget I'm number ONE!

Holla!"

Yeah, she said 'holla'. Bet y'all didn't think she was that cool, huh?

OK, thanks so much, I just peed a little again.....LOL, that was very original and funny!!:fnypst:

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My patient from clinical this past week had a fever and the physician wrote an order for "more cowbell" is this a valid order?

OMG, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! LOVE that episode, so I would say yes VALID ORDER!!

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They also have to watch out for things that shake, too I just saw where they are now selling baby rattles in covenience stores and drugstores and trying to pass them off as "innocent"...you know, just like that fake marijuana...that's how it starts.....baby rattles..innocent, my foot! Next thing it will be a Maraca, then before you know it-bam, right into a full fledged cowbell addiction......

That's just like California...I think we should ban together...next thing you know there will be nurses under the influence of percussives trying to practice nursing............can you just imagine...oh the horror, oh the shame...

Oh the humanity.....:uhoh3:

I guess now we have to be careful of anything that may shake, rattle and roll!! (you young one's won't get that, but I enjoyed it :lol2:)

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OK one more: I have ADHD and I take XY&Z med with it and sometimes a few hits of cowbell:uhoh21: Will I make a good ER nurse, and will my drug test show these meds?

If you have ADHD the PERFECT job for you is ER!!:rckn: I can say this cause I am a EMT-I and a ER Tech, so I think you have to have this trait somewhere in you to do most of ER work...lol. I think there are certain personality types of different areas of a hospital, don't ya'll think? And this part in bold I am being serious, just wondering what you all think. You guys had some funny a$$ posts!!

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OK, thanks so much, I just peed a little again.....LOL, that was very original and funny!!:fnypst:

Maybe some of those nifty cotton canoes for your undies??? :uhoh21:

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Lol for the people who have started peeing their pants a little, hop into the student forums....I'm sure you'll have plenty of volunteers who wanna practice their sterile technique :)

I have an honest question about the cowbell...how much do I re-constitute it in? If it says 2ml...does that mean 2ml for real, or the cowbell minus the 2ml, and what if I get an air bubble, do I count that in my 2ml? I thought about shooting it into a vascath, are those important? How do I get that air bubble out????????

And another honest question...the elementary level TEAS, did it explode into biochemistry and morphing babies? What's with the numerous study guides and/or posts about having to study weeks and weeks for it

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{{valley girl}} Should I like wear purple scrubs or pink scrubs to work tonight. I am like so confused.

;)

This thread has made my day. LOL

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Specializes in Emergency.
I have an honest question about the cowbell...how much do I re-constitute it in? If it says 2ml...does that mean 2ml for real, or the cowbell minus the 2ml, and what if I get an air bubble, do I count that in my 2ml? I thought about shooting it into a vascath, are those important? How do I get that air bubble out????????

According to the Raoul Duke drug guide, reconstitute the cowbell in 2mL of grapefruit juice, leave the air bubble in and push it fast,

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Home health.

Another thing that really gets me is the people who type like they text. "plz ne1, lol..." frankly it makes you sound like an moronic 16 year old girl who needs to grow up..no wonder no one on your floor likes you!

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Another thing that really gets me is the people who type like they text. "plz ne1, lol..." frankly it makes you sound like an moronic 16 year old girl who needs to grow up..no wonder no one on your floor likes you!

:lol2:

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Specializes in Emergency Nursing.

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