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Should I be a nurse: I am going to scream!:banghead: How in the HE double hockey sticks are we supposed to know what is right for you?? I am sorry if I sound rude not my intent, but it just makes me wonder, do you have to have all your decisions made by another person if so you ARE going to have a hard time being a burse. I am a EMT and if I had to ask someone to do XYZ before I do what I know needs to be done, I would have a poor patient outcome. Sorry but this is getting old

Specializes in Emergency Nursing.
Yeah, yeah. You both know that in the jingle-jangle morning you'll be following him.

I just want him to play a song for me!:crying2:

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Wiser words were never said, my man, at least that's what Bob Dylan used to say....:smokin:

Holy cow, diva. I never noticed your avatar until now. Wowza!

Yes, it is a real post, from this weekend.

At any rate. No one has discussed the proper route of administration for cowbell. I'm thinking upside the head?

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Specializes in Emergency Nursing.
But the one you really want to watch out for is Mr. Bojangles. If you sit in a dark bathroom, look into the mirror and say his name 3 times, you break out in chicken supremes and dirty rice.

(For those who don't know, "Bojangles" is a regional chicken place in the south that calls their chicken tenders chicken supremes).

Mr Jingeling is another one to watch out for. Him and his key.

For those not from Cleveland

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Jingeling

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Yeah, yeah. You both know that in the jingle-jangle morning you'll be following him.

Ahhhh, I am afraid that there were far too many jingle-jangle mornings in my past.....:smokin:..alas, it was the sixties...

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
I just want him to play a song for me!:crying2:

And in the spirit of my previous post..he did indeed play a few too many songs for me.....;)

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
Holy cow, diva. I never noticed your avatar until now. Wowza!

Yes, it is a real post, from this weekend.

At any rate. No one has discussed the proper route of administration for cowbell. I'm thinking upside the head?

The avatar is a gift to me from me for my birthday this coming week....thanks...I needed a little lift :D So I thought I would give it the old heave ho! and I really mean "ho"...snicker......

I think there are probably many routes of administration for cowbell, depends on how hardcore the user is.....

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This may have been already asked, but...

can I still get a license as an RN if I am a convicted felon and am a registered sex offender? (The whole sex offender was just a big misundestanding... I thought the paperboy was 21, not 13).

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
This may have been already asked, but...

can I still get a license as an RN if I am a convicted felon and am a registered sex offender? (The whole sex offender was just a big misundestanding... I thought the paperboy was 21, not 13).

Yes, it has been asked before, but since it is such a good topic it is allowed............I think is ok since I am sure that the paperboy threw himself at you and therefore it made it extenuating circumstances...also, I think that 13 is close enough to 18, so that's close enough to adulthood....and again it's ok..you just need to explain it all to the BON..I am sure they will see it your way;)

I think Michael Jackson's lawyers are available now, too....that may help....go for it:up:

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Specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.

I think there are probably many routes of administration for cowbell, depends on how hardcore the user is.....

I'd email you a copy of the KUB XRay of a hardcore cowbell user - I'm just glad we didn't put him through the MRI machine.

I suppose that could be a HIPPO violation, but surely it's allowed for educational purposes. It's also funny as H#$%!!!!!!!!!!!

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Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

If Christopher Walken tells me that I need to administer more cowbell, then I am damned well going to give it!

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Specializes in I/DD.

I will NEVER use cowbell! I have seen it make too many people dance like that ^. Talk about destroying lives :crying2:

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.

I got a FEVER and the only treatment is COWBELL.....:smokin:

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