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Should I be a nurse: I am going to scream!:banghead: How in the HE double hockey sticks are we supposed to know what is right for you?? I am sorry if I sound rude not my intent, but it just makes me wonder, do you have to have all your decisions made by another person if so you ARE going to have a hard time being a burse. I am a EMT and if I had to ask someone to do XYZ before I do what I know needs to be done, I would have a poor patient outcome. Sorry but this is getting old

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I am trying to cut back on cowbells. I'm taking calf bells instead fewer calories.

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Good idea, but I just want twice as many...

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Specializes in Emergency Nursing.

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Play that funky cowbell white boy.

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You are skating on thin ice my friend...for the newest drug tests test for TCM....that's Triangle, Cowbell and the dreaded, dare I say it in polite company, Maracas!!!!!!!!!!

So, beware....it starts out with a few innocent uses of triangle, progresses to cowbell and before you know it, you are trapped into a life of despair and degradation with a Maraca on your back..................:uhoh3:

Besides, do not tell your new job you have a script...b/c then they will all want one too......................

Beware!

I am starting a petition for the legalization and legitimization of cowbell and all other addictive percussives. You will spend more money and effort rehabilitating addicts than the US can afford currently. Can't we all just get along with peace, harmony, and more cowbell please?

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Oh this is a good one. My GPA is 3.6 and I made an 82 on the TEAS do you think I can get into nursing school? Hmm, let me look into my crystaaaaal ball.

Should I go for my ADN or my BSN, I mean really what's the difference, well if get my ADN I can work and then for back for my BSN because I have a baby and I really need to work, what do you think I should do? Really, it's a little late for me to decide what you should do, I mean did you need advice about having a baby, gee whiz.

What do I do if I dont get into nursing school, I mean I only applied to one because the others are to far for me to drive an hour. I mean really, how in the Hell am I suppose to know if you aren't willing to make the sacrifice. Sit on your ass and wait and maybe you will get into the school you want.

I have my RN license can I still work as a LPN? WTH, are you serious.

I swear the post I see kills me

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I am starting a petition for the legalization and legitimization of cowbell and all other addictive percussives. You will spend more money and effort rehabilitating addicts than the US can afford currently. Can't we all just get along with peace, harmony, and more cowbell please?

I read on the internet that California wants to be the first state to legalize all percussives for medicinal use. I think it is Prop 911 or something like that. I am warning kids this Halloween though, that they should carefully check their candy, and if anything jingles, they should immediately take it to their parents!! There are sick people out there who are trying to get the next generation hooked so they will always have clients!!:smokin:

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I read on the internet that California wants to be the first state to legalize all percussives for medicinal use. I think it is Prop 911 or something like that. I am warning kids this Halloween though, that they should carefully check their candy, and if anything jingles, they should immediately take it to their parents!! There are sick people out there who are trying to get the next generation hooked so they will always have clients!!:smokin:

They also have to watch out for things that shake, too I just saw where they are now selling baby rattles in covenience stores and drugstores and trying to pass them off as "innocent"...you know, just like that fake marijuana...that's how it starts.....baby rattles..innocent, my foot! Next thing it will be a Maraca, then before you know it-bam, right into a full fledged cowbell addiction......

That's just like California...I think we should ban together...next thing you know there will be nurses under the influence of percussives trying to practice nursing............can you just imagine...oh the horror, oh the shame...

Oh the humanity.....:uhoh3:

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I heart this thread! We so needed this!

How about nursing salary? Can you tell me how much you make because I don't want to google or make the effort to read the 85 other threads and posts about it. I also need your social & a copy of your last two pay stubs.

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I heart this thread! We so needed this!

How about nursing salary? Can you tell me how much you make because I don't want to google or make the effort to read the 85 other threads and posts about it. I also need your social & a copy of your last two pay stubs.

Oh sure, no problem... I make $12,000 a week (and that's with out my differential)....my social security number is 123 45 6789 so there you go....but why do you ask??????

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I have Teams in my eyes, and I think I peed a little. I love that sketch, and the nurses with AN that have a twisted sense of humor. I saw some of the worst of humanity today, some of the heaviest drainage from cellulitis I've ever seen today, but this thread made up for all of it!

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I have Teams in my eyes, and I think I peed a little. I love that sketch, and the nurses with AN that have a twisted sense of humor. I saw some of the worst of humanity today, some of the heaviest drainage from cellulitis I've ever seen today, but this thread made up for all of it!

&@@&$!! Autocorrect! I hate it when it is stuck on German mode!

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I have Teams in my eyes, and I think I peed a little. I love that sketch, and the nurses with AN that have a twisted sense of humor. I saw some of the worst of humanity today, some of the heaviest drainage from cellulitis I've ever seen today, but this thread made up for all of it!

Ah, Jenerater...

I think you meant "tears" in your eyes...otherwise you'd better take 2 cowbells and see your Dr in the morning.....:D

and not only do I have a twisted sense of humor but (and you may find this hard to believe), I am a bit of a smart a** too....

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