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Should I be a nurse: I am going to scream!:banghead: How in the HE double hockey sticks are we supposed to know what is right for you?? I am sorry if I sound rude not my intent, but it just makes me wonder, do you have to have all your decisions made by another person if so you ARE going to have a hard time being a burse. I am a EMT and if I had to ask someone to do XYZ before I do what I know needs to be done, I would have a poor patient outcome. Sorry but this is getting old

Specializes in Medical.
I'm staging a site wide intervention for you people. Your cowbell addiction is taking over!
Um, duh!Cowbell's so not addictive - that's just a like myth put out by fuddy-duddys.
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Specializes in Gerontology.
What about a cowbell suppository? Lube or no lube? Sorry. I had to go there.

I like taking my cowbells rectally. Cause then when a f*** i hear wind chimes!

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Specializes in Medical.

Winning post of the day: "thank you all but some of your opinions doesnot matter". As altra pointed out, that'd be those opinions that disagreed...

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Specializes in ER.
When I was a student, I was in the room when a nurse tried to do that. I stopped her and handed her some saline to dilute that cowbell in. And just looked at her until she took it from me. Can you believe how stupid that nurse was? I hope I NEVER have a nurse that cares so little about their patients that they won't dilute cowbell before giving it!!!!!11!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!1

I sure hope you made it very clear to the patient that at least YOU knew what was going on and how to do things. You should have spoken with the family and patient about it extensively remembering to tell them which nursing theorist philosophy you follow. Geez, sometimes I wonder about these supposedly "experienced" nurses! I bet they haven't written a research paper in, like, forever!! So glad you were there to make sure the right thing was done!! Long live students!!:yeah:

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Specializes in ICU,ED, Corrections, dodging med-surg.

I say you all quit nursing and get a comedy gig! :lol2:

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Specializes in Medical.

We'd be nothing without the inspiration of our material!

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Specializes in ICU,ED, Corrections, dodging med-surg.

True talaxandra, guess I will keep my committment for tonight's shift. (Still could be a backup plan though), ya know in case times get tough...

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Specializes in Medical.

Maybe just knowing there'll be a receptive audience will help reduce the angst if you have any kind of frustrating interaction - good luck :)

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Specializes in PICU, ICU, Hospice, Mgmt, DON.
I say you all quit nursing and get a comedy gig! :lol2:

Thank you, Thank you, we're here all week....don't forget to tip your waiters!!!:D

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:yeah:

I would go with the pink ones. The purple ones kinda make your butt look big, becky:smokin:
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Specializes in CDI Supervisor; Formerly NICU.

One thing I see all the time on this forum is the phrase: "Put on your big girl panties".

I want to stomp on kittens and puppies every time I see that stupid, stupid phrase. If you love kittens and puppies, QUIT SAYING IT.

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Fine. Put on your thong!

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