If I Murder A Co-worker, How To Hide The Body??

Nurses General Nursing

Published

So here is the scenario: step-down for by-pass surgery/thorocotomy patients..first time in the unit; 3 patients - one DOS, the other two matching thorocotomy with "issues".

I was assigned to this floor the past two days - I never complain about my assignment from Central Staffing BUT, these ignorant women wouldn't take time to say HI, let alone show me where things were....the paper work is redundant - paper plus computer and the flow sheet doesn't flow, you need an interpretor.

The oldest RN (not in charge) for my 2 nights is what I call a "pot stirrer" - you know, if it's quiet, she will have to start something so she can either be a martyr or a saviour...

One of my patients went bad mid-shift - I got orders for boluses, Dopamine, the usual. She "volunteered" to go over to CVICU across the hall and retrieve Hespan - I stupidly trusted her and asked her to update the charge who was over there for most of the night....

When Charge came around 3 hours later, I pulled her aside and said I would like to update her on my patient....she started yelling "why wasn't I told"... I said, I asked Nurse Ratchet to update you when she went for the Hespan.... she said, '"OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON, SHE SAID SHE HAD TO HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE DROWNING"....it took every bit of will power....I straightened things out with her and went about my business.

They sent me back there last night and she started some more crap the minute I left for lunch. The same patient had pain-control issues all day, the daughter was so upset she threatened the day nurse ... I had the woman comfortable or I would never have left for the brief time it took to drop off some stuff on another floor for a friend who wanted to borrow some CCRN prep books.... I return and the ***** is in my room - BOTh my pain patient and my nutty patient (who finally slept) were up and awake....she said she heard my patient moaning.... the roommate said that the nurse came in and woke them both up...now she is nutty but not confused.

I was confronted with her present by the Charge (a different charge) and I explained what I had done, what I had planned, etc.... he later took me aside and apologized and said to the effect she is a schemer.

To cap it off, no one answered the call light in the corner room near mine so I did....the guy wanted a drink - done....I leave the room, the light goes on again, oops, a mistake....I turn it off and as I leave the room, it trips again..... I discover he has turned the control over and laid it on his knee and the knee is just enough to set it off...I fix it and as I leave the room and walk down the hall, I hear the ***** say: " geez, can't she even fix a call light".

Thanks, needed to vent.......

Specializes in ICU, SDU, OR, RR, Ortho, Hospice RN.

Awwwwwwwwww bless your heart you did a great job because I think my mouth would have been open and I would have told her in a VERY professional way to BACK OFF. :devil:

Specializes in ER, NICU, NSY and some other stuff.

I know some goold old boys that for a case of beer.......

Specializes in ICU of all kinds, CVICU, Cath Lab, ER..

Thanks to all of you for your wonderfully funny suggestions; as I checked out this morning, the coordinator for staffing told me that they had had 4 complaints in 2 daysand they would be holding a meeting with this particular nurse this week.

I just can't believe what a bully she is; all of her co-workers (the 2 nights I worked with her) were actually afraid of her.

God bless!

Specializes in correctional, psych, ICU, CCU, ER.

Ah, don't worry about hiding the body, from the sounds of things, there isn't a jury of 12 co-workers in the land that would convict you.....

Specializes in Staff nurse.

...but if you don't hide the body it will send a message to anyone else who has a bully mentality waiting to happen that it is better to get along. Kidding:) but I know the frustration you are feeling. Hugs...

walk6miles,

serious question here. do you, by chance, own a woodchipper?

if not, i just saw a commercial for a six-month, risk-free trial for a dr chipper ("recycles eyesores into attractive mulch!") and i thought it might be something you'd be interested in.

free shipping until august 30. better hurry!

Any chance of telling her how you feel about the games she plays? What wasted stress, shame.

Specializes in ICU of all kinds, CVICU, Cath Lab, ER..

Nothing penetrated that thick hide; I did let her know I heard what she said and she became very quiet .... never entered my rooms again... I love the woodchipper idea!

If the hurricane (Dean) comes this way, it could remove all evidence!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

hide the evidence, that's all you can do....although your superego will come out at this time but you also have to think of your safety and security, so you should use your Id, for your safety ....although it is not therapeutic but it is still up to you if you still want to continue it or not.

Specializes in ER, ICU, L&D, OR.

Put them in room 18, we forget everyone in there. they could be there for months.

Specializes in ICU, PICC Nurse, Nursing Supervisor.

ever seen the movie ..fried green tomatoes??????

Specializes in ICU, telemetry, LTAC.

If you have computer charting, you can just hit the capslock key, then take a paperclip and remove the capslock key. Stick it in your pocket. Whistle a happy tune.

Yes, I've been a deviant little thing. Oh, also if you know how to take screenshots of a windows desktop.... screenshot the desktop, then make that the background. Then delete all the icons off the actual desktop. She'll spend hours just trying to figure out how to open a single program.

+ Add a Comment