If I Murder A Co-worker, How To Hide The Body??

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So here is the scenario: step-down for by-pass surgery/thorocotomy patients..first time in the unit; 3 patients - one DOS, the other two matching thorocotomy with "issues".

I was assigned to this floor the past two days - I never complain about my assignment from Central Staffing BUT, these ignorant women wouldn't take time to say HI, let alone show me where things were....the paper work is redundant - paper plus computer and the flow sheet doesn't flow, you need an interpretor.

The oldest RN (not in charge) for my 2 nights is what I call a "pot stirrer" - you know, if it's quiet, she will have to start something so she can either be a martyr or a saviour...

One of my patients went bad mid-shift - I got orders for boluses, Dopamine, the usual. She "volunteered" to go over to CVICU across the hall and retrieve Hespan - I stupidly trusted her and asked her to update the charge who was over there for most of the night....

When Charge came around 3 hours later, I pulled her aside and said I would like to update her on my patient....she started yelling "why wasn't I told"... I said, I asked Nurse Ratchet to update you when she went for the Hespan.... she said, '"OH, SHE DIDN'T TELL ME WHAT WAS GOING ON, SHE SAID SHE HAD TO HELP YOU BECAUSE YOU WERE DROWNING"....it took every bit of will power....I straightened things out with her and went about my business.

They sent me back there last night and she started some more crap the minute I left for lunch. The same patient had pain-control issues all day, the daughter was so upset she threatened the day nurse ... I had the woman comfortable or I would never have left for the brief time it took to drop off some stuff on another floor for a friend who wanted to borrow some CCRN prep books.... I return and the ***** is in my room - BOTh my pain patient and my nutty patient (who finally slept) were up and awake....she said she heard my patient moaning.... the roommate said that the nurse came in and woke them both up...now she is nutty but not confused.

I was confronted with her present by the Charge (a different charge) and I explained what I had done, what I had planned, etc.... he later took me aside and apologized and said to the effect she is a schemer.

To cap it off, no one answered the call light in the corner room near mine so I did....the guy wanted a drink - done....I leave the room, the light goes on again, oops, a mistake....I turn it off and as I leave the room, it trips again..... I discover he has turned the control over and laid it on his knee and the knee is just enough to set it off...I fix it and as I leave the room and walk down the hall, I hear the ***** say: " geez, can't she even fix a call light".

Thanks, needed to vent.......

Specializes in ICU of all kinds, CVICU, Cath Lab, ER..

Lovely and deviant ideas..... love them.......

I have not been sent back to that floor (my request).....wonder how her "meeting with the mucky-mucks" turned out!

HeHeHeHeHeHe!

Yes, I loved the movie "Fried Green Tomatoes"!! ....hmmmmmmmmm!

Specializes in Hospice, Med/Surg, ICU, ER.
In my experience, it's always better to hide the crime instead of the body.

~faith,

Timothy.

:devil:

Myself......

Specializes in Peds, OB-GYN, CCU, ER, Corrections.

I'd "check" the crash cart when she was very close by. "Oh my gosh, it won't discharge, seriously, like no power! Really, here, touch the paddle."

Just keep in mind that it's better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

:smiley_ab

Nothing penetrated that thick hide; I did let her know I heard what she said and she became very quiet .... never entered my rooms again... I love the woodchipper idea!

If the hurricane (Dean) comes this way, it could remove all evidence!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!

Hey, we own a large commercial chipper . .. $65/hr. But we'll lend it to you for free. :coollook:

steph

I think the aove posters are brilliant. The only thing I would do differently is combine them.

#1: The computer thing

#2: The woodchipper

#3: Down the laundry chute

#4: Would anyone REALLY miss her enough to report it?

Thanks for the laughs and for having sense of humor. I cannot believ there was not ONE extremely offended individual here calling us unprofessional deviants whom g-d will punish while we burn in .....:devil:

Specializes in ICU of all kinds, CVICU, Cath Lab, ER..

I think the general consensus is that the woman deserves whatever she gets......I will post the punishment she gets, if my sources find out.

Love this thread.

Say the "Q" word on every shift the person works until they keel over from exhaustion and stress. Then there is no need to hide the body.

Specializes in ICU of all kinds, CVICU, Cath Lab, ER..

Superior idea! My luck, though, they will just file for worker's comp and sit out for months while the rest of us pick up that "extra" patient!! Darn!!

Superior idea! My luck, though, they will just file for worker's comp and sit out for months while the rest of us pick up that "extra" patient!! Darn!!

At least the schemer will be out of your hair, and maybe they will even quit.:monkeydance:

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.

no one has mentioned wheeling the body into the morgue and just leaving it. i always thought that would be a great way to dispose of the body. now what's the best way to murder a co-worker -- i'd love to hear people's ideas on that!

I live in a very heavily wooded area of NJ that is reputed to hold a lot of the North Jersey's mob's "drop-offs".... just fyi *ahem*.

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