I want a new word.

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I want a new word.

Like newbie. We all know what a newbie is. A newly graduated nurse (RN or LPN) with limited, minimal or no work experience. They all experience the feelings of uncertainty and angst that accompanies their newbie-ism. Or they experience those positive feelings of enthusiasm & advocacy and the welcome breath of fresh air into a sometimes stale professional work environment.

I want a new word. The OPPOSITE of newbie. Not an 'OLDIE', not ''SENIOR'. They convey negativism that is all too prejudicial in today's youth-oriented society. Something like 'emeritus' but that is a bit toooo stuffy and implies being retired. I like something along the lines of a 'Master Po' or 'Obi-Wan Kenobie'. I like the 'COB' title, but that has taken on too much of a sarcastic tone. A 'sage' and/or 'savant' is too stuffy also.

These nurses would impart a sense of experienced wisdom while still retaining a sense of humor. Many of the foils & foibles of working in a rapidly changing work world - the good, the bad and the ugly. But also the satisfaction of knowing how to 'make good'.

I do like a shortened 'Obi-Wan'. What do y'all think? Do you think you could use 'Obi-Wan' when talking about the more experienced nurses we know?

Any other suggestions?

Specializes in RETIRED Cath Lab/Cardiology/Radiology.

I like "seasoned."

Can be lightly, heavily, spiciliy :D ;)

More: . skilled, expert, practiced, veteran, accomplished, versed, adept, qualified.

Dh says an expert is "an old drip under pressure."

Perhaps "skilled" or "adept."

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Will drill sergeant do?

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
Im still waiting for a pre-COB title. Something between Noob and COB.

Batling?

Soft, chewy middle-aged bat?

Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
Since students and new nurses are pretty much glued to our sides in the beginning one of our nurses came up with Mother Goose and her nurslings. Now our brand new nurses are unfortunately forever labeled nurslings. Kind of cute for the students, but I think it's a little insulting to actual nurses.

Nah, not insulting to actual nurses who have acquired the degree, the license but not the actual experience.

Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.
Im still waiting for a pre-COB title. Something between Noob and COB.

Future COB...look at my siggy line. ;)

I have a suggestion. How's about "mentor"? Or is that too stuffy/snuby?

Trained, skilled, and experienced are all very good words. Unless what you're looking for is a title more than a descriptor.

(... And if all else fails, there's always the time-honoured "old biddy")

Dany

Specializes in HH, Peds, Rehab, Clinical.

What's wrong with "experienced". Why are you wanting to reinvent the wheel?

Specializes in Pediatrics/Developmental Pediatrics/Research/psych.
Im still waiting for a pre-COB title. Something between Noob and COB.

Nob? Batling?

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.
Nob? Batling?

I kinda like batling for some reason!

I kinda like batling for some reason!

S'cute.

But that sounds like a super new nurse with wet mucousy pink wings.

(We have a lot of bats around here. The baby bats aka batlings, are totally defenseless.)

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.
S'cute.

But that sounds like a super new nurse with wet mucousy pink wings.

(We have a lot of bats around here. The baby bats aka batlings, are totally defenseless.)

K your ruined it. I don't like it anymore. Now it just sounds gross. "Mucousy pink wings."

K your ruined it. I don't like it anymore. Now it just sounds gross. "Mucousy pink wings."

And they squeak :blink:

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