I want a new word.

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I want a new word.

Like newbie. We all know what a newbie is. A newly graduated nurse (RN or LPN) with limited, minimal or no work experience. They all experience the feelings of uncertainty and angst that accompanies their newbie-ism. Or they experience those positive feelings of enthusiasm & advocacy and the welcome breath of fresh air into a sometimes stale professional work environment.

I want a new word. The OPPOSITE of newbie. Not an 'OLDIE', not ''SENIOR'. They convey negativism that is all too prejudicial in today's youth-oriented society. Something like 'emeritus' but that is a bit toooo stuffy and implies being retired. I like something along the lines of a 'Master Po' or 'Obi-Wan Kenobie'. I like the 'COB' title, but that has taken on too much of a sarcastic tone. A 'sage' and/or 'savant' is too stuffy also.

These nurses would impart a sense of experienced wisdom while still retaining a sense of humor. Many of the foils & foibles of working in a rapidly changing work world - the good, the bad and the ugly. But also the satisfaction of knowing how to 'make good'.

I do like a shortened 'Obi-Wan'. What do y'all think? Do you think you could use 'Obi-Wan' when talking about the more experienced nurses we know?

Any other suggestions?

Specializes in Pediatrics, Emergency, Trauma.
K your ruined it. I don't like it anymore. Now it just sounds gross. "Mucousy pink wings."

Then F-COB...pronounced eff-cob...like corn on the cob but edgier-stands for future crusty old bat. ;)

i like DA BOMB DIGGITY! or, police use FTOs, field training officers...we could be FTOs too--Floor Training Officer...we could have gold pins or lapels on our scrubs...and maybe they would issue us a taser!? :nono: geez i gotta violent streak in me tonight, sorry hehe :sniff:

Specializes in LTC, CPR instructor, First aid instructor..

Master and Commander? Too much.

O wise one? Still too much.

Queen of the floor? Too ABBA-ish.

Oooh, Number One!! Too dorky.

Hmmm.... what says "non new grad, not likely to kill anyone, yet not old and biter (;))?"

Nurse emeritus. Supernurse. Exemplar. Paragon.

Eh. Nurse sounds good to me.

Specializes in Geriatrics, Trach Care, Diabetes.

I don't like that "COB" term at all! It seems like a description for some old person, who is always ticked off at the world and never smiles. I have come in contact with people and nurses like that and man, they are such a downer to be around. I tend to think of an experienced nurse as a Vet or the Queen/King of what ever skill they are really good at.

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.

Hmmm.... what says "non new grad, not likely to kill anyone, yet not old and biter (;))?"

BITTER not biter! That needs to go into the "words that I hate" thread!

BITTER not biter! That needs to go into the "words that I hate" thread!

No, it's biter. Ask Ms. Ruby Vee! :)

O Captain my Captain!

Specializes in Hospice.
BITTER not biter! That needs to go into the "words that I hate" thread!

Nope, in here it's "biter", referring back to a poster who had lots of indignation but sub par spelling skills.

Specializes in Hospice.
O Captain my Captain!

And have you sounded your barbaric yawp??

Specializes in Family Practice, Mental Health.

How about Sir” or Madam”, immediately followed by giving up your seat to them, and fetching a cup of coffee? (hehehehehehe)

Specializes in Family Practice, Mental Health.
How about Sir” or Madam”, immediately followed by giving up your seat to them, and fetching a cup of coffee? (hehehehehehe)

Or perhaps a shot of whiskey, or glass of wine?

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