I want a new word.

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I want a new word.

Like newbie. We all know what a newbie is. A newly graduated nurse (RN or LPN) with limited, minimal or no work experience. They all experience the feelings of uncertainty and angst that accompanies their newbie-ism. Or they experience those positive feelings of enthusiasm & advocacy and the welcome breath of fresh air into a sometimes stale professional work environment.

I want a new word. The OPPOSITE of newbie. Not an 'OLDIE', not ''SENIOR'. They convey negativism that is all too prejudicial in today's youth-oriented society. Something like 'emeritus' but that is a bit toooo stuffy and implies being retired. I like something along the lines of a 'Master Po' or 'Obi-Wan Kenobie'. I like the 'COB' title, but that has taken on too much of a sarcastic tone. A 'sage' and/or 'savant' is too stuffy also.

These nurses would impart a sense of experienced wisdom while still retaining a sense of humor. Many of the foils & foibles of working in a rapidly changing work world - the good, the bad and the ugly. But also the satisfaction of knowing how to 'make good'.

I do like a shortened 'Obi-Wan'. What do y'all think? Do you think you could use 'Obi-Wan' when talking about the more experienced nurses we know?

Any other suggestions?

Nurse;8943098]How about Sir” or Madam”, immediately followed by giving up your seat to them, and fetching a cup of coffee? (hehehehehehe)

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Specializes in Tele, Interventional Pain Management, OR.
I want a new word.

Like newbie. We all know what a newbie is. A newly graduated nurse (RN or LPN) with limited, minimal or no work experience. They all experience the feelings of uncertainty and angst that accompanies their newbie-ism. Or they experience those positive feelings of enthusiasm & advocacy and the welcome breath of fresh air into a sometimes stale professional work environment.

I want a new word. The OPPOSITE of newbie. Not an 'OLDIE', not ''SENIOR'. They convey negativism that is all too prejudicial in today's youth-oriented society. Something like 'emeritus' but that is a bit toooo stuffy and implies being retired. I like something along the lines of a 'Master Po' or 'Obi-Wan Kenobie'. I like the 'COB' title, but that has taken on too much of a sarcastic tone. A 'sage' and/or 'savant' is too stuffy also.

These nurses would impart a sense of experienced wisdom while still retaining a sense of humor. Many of the foils & foibles of working in a rapidly changing work world - the good, the bad and the ugly. But also the satisfaction of knowing how to 'make good'.

I do like a shortened 'Obi-Wan'. What do y'all think? Do you think you could use 'Obi-Wan' when talking about the more experienced nurses we know?

Any other suggestions?

How about "awesomely well-versed"?

Wishing I had your wisdom and insight and yes, COB-ness, as I work my first solo (without a preceptor) shift tomorrow night!

Specializes in retired LTC.

Thank you to all you who imparted such titles of wisdom & whimsy. Quite a variety. Am still looking though.

BITTER not biter! That needs to go into the "words that I hate" thread!

Inside joke. Hence the very obvious wink smiley.

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Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.
Inside joke. Hence the very obvious wink smiley.

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Secrets don't make friends [emoji22]

(And smilies are abundant on here. Never judge a post by its smiley!)

(Also it still makes my teeth grit every time I see it in her sig!)

Secrets don't make friends [emoji22]

(And smilies are abundant on here. Never judge a post by its smiley!)

(Also it still makes my teeth grit every time I see it in her sig!)

LOL!! There was a poster one time who was super snotty to Ruby Vee and called her a "mean old biter nurse," and it became AN legend. Much like Deers and well-oiled hair.

I think it has since been deleted, though.

Specializes in retired LTC.
LOL!! There was a poster one time who was super snotty to Ruby Vee and called her a "mean old biter nurse," and it became AN legend. Much like Deers and well-oiled hair.

I think it has since been deleted, though.

Fomites is a classic, also.

Well-oiled hair was priceless.

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