this radio dj "reviews" his hospital stay. he feels he would be in "better hands if i had nurses that were sexy". grrr!! tired of men thinking nurses are pin-up girls in stiletto heels wearing white miniskirts! what a jerk!
hey whats up? big boy here. as a lot of people may have noticed i have not been on the radio much the past couple of days. that is because i have been in the hospital. since i have not been able to share some of my experiences on-air i thought i would do it right here online.
first of all i am in here because i have a skin infection called cellulitis. it is on my right leg and it really sucks. it has been very painful but thank god for pain meds. when you really need them they are truly a blessing. as far as the rest of my experience, i guess it has been okay other than a few major flaws. first off i know no one likes to be in the hospital (other than my dad). one thing that is truly messed up in the health system is in order to be admitted to the hospital you have to go through e.r. now just to walk through the door of the e.r your looking at about a $2,000 charge at least so if you do not have insurance or you are poor you’re screwed. i feel like that is wrong and should be stopped but you know how that goes doctors and politicians walk hand in hand.
my next biggest complaint is by far the food. the nearly 8 grand price tag it cost to be admitted to the hospital should totally include some 5 star food like steak and lobster. i realize it is not a resort but i do think part of the getting well process should be great comfort food. my next thing was the room accommodations, with it being a hospital it obviously gets a great vote for being clean but the beds are basically cheap foam and cotton covered in water proof plastic. i swear my bed could be used as a flotation device. i have greatly enjoyed all of the buttons my bed has to offer as i treated it like a theme park ride all weekend. it has kept me amused. however i have to be in this bed pretty much at all times. my back and my butt are killing me. they need some nice pillow top mattresses so people can sleep well.
my last thing is maybe the least important but it would be a nice change in community hospitals. i know there are a lot i repeat a lot of sexy nurses here in the tri-state. during my stay i had none. i had a few that were as evil as they were ugly. one lady was like 70 and she seemed as if she had just had a stroke. there was even one bigger than me with very hairy man arms as well as a few that were very nice and helpful. i just feel that i would feel in much better hands if i had nurses that were sexy. i would want them stabbing me with needles, checking my vitals and doing to me what ever the doc ordered. any chance to get them to touch me would be amazing. well that is my hospital experience and what i feel that it should be. please leave me your feed back below
Some people are blowing this way out of proportion. This dude is a "Radio Personality" communicating to his audience. He's is giving "Shouts out to all the Sexy Nurses out there" Read it again-- Sexy is an attitude or state of mind-- Its not like he is listing Ht/Wt standards. Believe it or not there are some evil nurses out there which makes them ugly.. I have worked with some off them & felt sorry for their patients!
?I know there are a lot I repeat A LOT of sexy nurses here in the Tri-State. During my stay I had none. I had a few that were as evil as they were ugly. One lady was like 70 and she seemed as if she had just had a stroke. There was even one bigger than me with very hairy man arms as well as a few that were very nice and helpful. "
Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
lol why is everyone so mad, i think its pretty funny come on am i the only sexy nurse on here who enjoys the fact im super smart and sexy and represent a real life fantasy? my husband had a real portrait pin up girl style of me in a sexy nurse costume tattooed on his leg he wears shirts that say i feel safe at night i sleep w a hot nurse, its a hot profession loosen up folks lol, just sayin........
Specializes in Hospice, ONC, Tele, Med Surg, Endo/Output.
Another satisfied customer of overworked under appreciated nurses. I feel that maybe the doctor should have ordered daily cleansing enemas QID for this individual.[/quote']
Nah. The freak probably would have enjoyed that too.
Usually when a sexy nurse is needed, I often volunteer...you see, I'm 6'9", a bit over 300 lbs...I really fill in the door way when I walk through, its often fun to shock the patient back into reality!
Specializes in ED, Telemetry,Hospice, ICU, Supervisor.
lol omg! Come one people this dude is a radio personality its his job to say crazy stuff. Don't take it personally, this is typical guy talk. This is the persona Big Boy puts on when on the radio acting the fool.
If he want to see attractive women in the medical field I would more than gladly show him the facility where I took my chest x-rays. All they did was MRi and X-Ray stuff, and those women were beautiful. Perfume and body spray in the air, smelled like a fruit stand in there. Hair all done up, make up all done up, scrubs looked like they were taken in for fitting, I mean these women were all sorts of putting in work. No joke, the private facility they worked at was really laid back maybe because it wasn't in a hospital. I dont think anyone in there was a nurse looked more like MA and Rad-Tech types. All he has to do is break a few ribs lol!
I know im gonna get some hate flame for this one. I am a male and males do notice these things. Makes you feel kinda good walking in for a quick X-ray and find out "O what a nice atmosphere in here, nah I don't mind the wait at all".
So long as you do not mind wearing your "sexy nurse" halloween costume from Fredrick's, I go ahead and get some cellulitis going so that by Friday you will be compelled to have dinner and a movie!
You mean I finally get to wear it! YAY! I'm so excited.
He really has no room talk, he is not exactly what I would call easy on the eyes to look at. He use to be a dj on the radio in Detroit and was a disgusting pig about everything!
I listented to him a few times here in Detroit and he is a creep. Just awful. I couldn't listen to him talk. Seriously this guy needs to get a grip.
I agree if he feels good enough to stand in the window sill then he needs to go the heck home. A hospital isn't the Hilton.
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Roy Fokker, BSN, RN
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"How come I never get any good lookin' nurses?"
Maybe it's your charming personality?
Hey! I'm sexy too!Just maybe not the "gender" the patient expects!
cheers,