I just feel that I would feel in much better hands if I had nurses that were sexy

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this radio dj "reviews" his hospital stay. he feels he would be in "better hands if i had nurses that were sexy". grrr!! tired of men thinking nurses are pin-up girls in stiletto heels wearing white miniskirts! what a jerk!

hey whats up? big boy here. as a lot of people may have noticed i have not been on the radio much the past couple of days. that is because i have been in the hospital. since i have not been able to share some of my experiences on-air i thought i would do it right here online.

first of all i am in here because i have a skin infection called cellulitis. it is on my right leg and it really sucks. it has been very painful but thank god for pain meds. when you really need them they are truly a blessing. as far as the rest of my experience, i guess it has been okay other than a few major flaws. first off i know no one likes to be in the hospital (other than my dad). one thing that is truly messed up in the health system is in order to be admitted to the hospital you have to go through e.r. now just to walk through the door of the e.r your looking at about a $2,000 charge at least so if you do not have insurance or you are poor you’re screwed. i feel like that is wrong and should be stopped but you know how that goes doctors and politicians walk hand in hand.

my next biggest complaint is by far the food. the nearly 8 grand price tag it cost to be admitted to the hospital should totally include some 5 star food like steak and lobster. i realize it is not a resort but i do think part of the getting well process should be great comfort food. my next thing was the room accommodations, with it being a hospital it obviously gets a great vote for being clean but the beds are basically cheap foam and cotton covered in water proof plastic. i swear my bed could be used as a flotation device. i have greatly enjoyed all of the buttons my bed has to offer as i treated it like a theme park ride all weekend. it has kept me amused. however i have to be in this bed pretty much at all times. my back and my butt are killing me. they need some nice pillow top mattresses so people can sleep well.

my last thing is maybe the least important but it would be a nice change in community hospitals. i know there are a lot i repeat a lot of sexy nurses here in the tri-state. during my stay i had none. i had a few that were as evil as they were ugly. one lady was like 70 and she seemed as if she had just had a stroke. there was even one bigger than me with very hairy man arms as well as a few that were very nice and helpful. i just feel that i would feel in much better hands if i had nurses that were sexy. i would want them stabbing me with needles, checking my vitals and doing to me what ever the doc ordered. any chance to get them to touch me would be amazing. well that is my hospital experience and what i feel that it should be. please leave me your feed back below

-big boy

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Specializes in New PACU RN.

If it was just him - we wouldn't care. He's a fool. But have read his comments? There are a lot of people who agree with him and THINK like him. That's what's disturbing.

Specializes in cardiology/oncology/MICU.
If it was just him - we wouldn't care. He's a fool. But have read his comments? There are a lot of people who agree with him and THINK like him. That's what's disturbing.

All of those people that are in agreement with this guy are as equally immature as he is. These guys are why it is hard sometimes for men to be taken seriously. Not all men objectify women, but the demographic that listen to this Dj obviously do. Let us just understand that there are things in the fantasy world of both men and women's minds that should be left there and only explored with one's mate, not the general public. There is always at least one horse's behind in the crowd:), and this one happens to have an audience lol

personally, I think the guy had his mind set when he got that old grumpy nurse. Not that I agree with him, but I do agree that a whole lotta nurses nowadays are grumpy and just rotten! Sure I think 'tough love' nursing is good, but just mean grumpy care is uncalled for. If that's the case, get out and find a new career!

Specializes in M/S, Tele, Sub (stepdown), Hospice.

Wow...what an idiot. Well on the flip side....I'd like all my patients to be male, sweet, a good listener...about 6'1 & of course hot as hell!! Maybe then I wouldn't mind running to the call light every 5 minutes ;)

What a jack $$$ I just spent 2 days in the hospital flowing a surgery . I tell you I could have cared less what my nurse looked like as long as they where bringing me my pain meds ?

And what is the deal with giving you a sleeping pill and then waking you up about every hour ??? so much for resting ?

Oh yes, because that is what my main focus is, to be sexy for my patients. :uhoh3: WOW! What a pig.

Specializes in Emergency Nursing.

*Shakes my head* And this is why I want to work with children... I can't stand losers like this guy...

!Chris :specs:

Specializes in Med/Surg, Geriatric, Hospice.
Wouldn't want to see me either. 54, 186 lbs and a #16 gauge IV catheter (and a 18 foley) to match!!!!!

I'd make it 24 French! I'm sure he wouldn't want to me 'touch him' after that!

Specializes in Oncology; medical specialty website.
personally, I think the guy had his mind set when he got that old grumpy nurse. Not that I agree with him, but I do agree that a whole lotta nurses nowadays are grumpy and just rotten! Sure I think 'tough love' nursing is good, but just mean grumpy care is uncalled for. If that's the case, get out and find a new career!

Here we go again...bash the older nurses.

Specializes in Telemetry.

A**wipe. I hope the next time he's in the hospital they find a cute nurse to overdose him with a laxitive and a sleeping pill right before he's discharged so he can go home and poop while he's sleeping.

Plus "Doctors and politican's walk hand in hand." Please, I have a friend who's a hospitalist, they are just as much under the thumb of hospital administration as we are.

Specializes in Med./Surg. and paramed. exams.

Usually when a sexy nurse is needed, I often volunteer...you see, I'm 6'9", a bit over 300 lbs...I really fill in the door way when I walk through, its often fun to shock the patient back into reality!

Specializes in Vents, Telemetry, Home Care, Home infusion.

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Another reason why Press Ganey survey's gets distorted...

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