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I was joking with my boss today that from now on everything I say is going to start with "Evidence based research shows that.............and finish my thought.

Such as "Evidence based research shows that if you runaround with your shoes untied your going to fall on your face."

Let's hear yours and remember to begin with Evidence based research shows.........

Have fun

Hppy

Because there is a lot of crappy research out there.

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Specializes in Critical care.

Come on guys! Did you want homeland security taking your computers in for forensic research? The Trumptator has stated nurses are no longer allowed to use the phrase "evidence based research".

We used to do this with fortune cookies when I was a kid, but it used to have to end with "in bed" .... Many fortunes lie ahead of you (in bed).

Cheers

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Specializes in Psych, Peds, Education, Infection Control.

Evidence-based research shows that an awful lot of nurses, audreysmagic included, cringe at the redundancy of "evidence-based research." Evidence-based research also shows that healthcare loves redundancies. Furthermore, the medical field likes to repeat itself.

(That hurt to type.)

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
We used to do this with fortune cookies when I was a kid, but it used to have to end with "in bed" .... Many fortunes lie ahead of you (in bed).

Evidence shows that children, adolescents, and developmentally delayed Davey Do's finds that sort of humor hilarious.

We use to name songs and end them with "between the sheets". For example, at that time, the Beatles were initially popular: "Please Please Me" (between the sheets), I Wanna Hold Your Hand", etc.

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Evidence-based research shows that if you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

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Specializes in Emergency.
Evidence shows that children, adolescents, and developmentally delayed Davey Do's finds that sort of humor hilarious.

We use to name songs and end them with "between the sheets". For example, at that time, the Beatles were initially popular: "Please Please Me" (between the sheets), I Wanna Hold Your Hand", etc.

Don't forget: "That's what she said." Never fails to crack us up at work.

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Specializes in Hematology-oncology.
Evidence-based research shows that if you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

Kitiger your posts are making me laugh so hard. I needed that after this shift. :)

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.

Evidence-based research shows no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. And you can't trust dogs to watch your food.

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Evidence-based research shows no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. And you can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Regarding cats and dogs, evidence based research also shows that if you leave a week's supply of dry dog food out, the dog will eat it all in one day.

Then, when the dog gets hungry, he'll eat the cat.

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Specializes in Psych, Addictions, SOL (Student of Life).
Evidence-based research shows no matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. And you can't trust dogs to watch your food.

Nor can you teach a pig to sing!

Hppy

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
Nor can you teach a pig to sing!

Regarding pigs, evidence based research shows that putting lipstick on a pig is difficult, annoys the pig, but makes the pig much more likely to be kissed*.

*(on the lips, on the first date)

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.
Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people: Those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who do not.

(Robert Benchley)

Or... Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people.

Those who like Neil Diamond, and those who do not like Neil Diamond.

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