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I was joking with my boss today that from now on everything I say is going to start with "Evidence based research shows that.............and finish my thought.

Such as "Evidence based research shows that if you runaround with your shoes untied your going to fall on your face."

Let's hear yours and remember to begin with Evidence based research shows.........

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Hppy

Evidence based research shows that nurses who get dressed in a hurry in the dark at 4:30 am are 87% more likely to get to work and discover they put their scrub pants on backwards and are wearing 2 different color socks. Evidence based research further shows that when you dash into the breakroom for a quick sip, that was 100% likely not your coffee even when you left it right there.

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Specializes in Medical Surgical.

Yes made me smile too! Just wanted to make sure we knew there was a purpose for the pain!

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Specializes in CVICU.
Horseshoe said:
Well, most people I know who have spent the years getting a Ph.D actually DID learn a thing or two more than I have...

Just one or two things? How hard could a PhD be?

;)

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Specializes in Psychiatry, Community, Nurse Manager, hospice.

Evidence based research shows that replacing the word "eyes" in any love song with the word "thighs" deepens the meaning.

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Specializes in Pediatrics Retired.
FolksBtrippin said:
Evidence based research shows that replacing the word "eyes" in any love song with the word "thighs" deepens the meaning.

I don't know about deepens the meaning but it sure thickens the meaning.

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Yesssssss, here's the hit parade:

'My Thighs Adored You' - Franki Valli and the Four Seasons

'The Story in Your Thighs' - the Moody Blues

'Lyin' Thighs' - the Eagles

'Betty Davis Thighs' - Kim Carnes

'Brown-Thighed Girl' - Van Morrison

'Don't it Make Your Brown Thighs Blue' - Crystal Gayle

'Behind Blue Thighs' - the Who

'I Only Have Thighs For You' - Sinatra, Art Garfunkel, other covers

'Smoke Gets in Your Thighs' - the Platters

'Thigh in the Sky' - Alan Parsons Project

And many more, including the Cotton-thighed Joe - popular dance song in Tx

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Specializes in LTC, Rehab.

Don't let the KFC's in England see Crystal, Davey...

(Many were closed today 'cuz they ran out of chicken! Really. :^)

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Specializes in IMC, school nursing.
Evidenced based research shows that it is seldom based on evidence other than bias associated with what result the researcher is seeking.

Exactly! Evidence based research shows that people have an agenda.

I was pulled to Cardiac Surgery recovery unit. There was a post op going through the ROOF. He was being hit with Haldol. The nurse (practitioner, I didn't realize at the time) was giving me EBP rationale that Ativan was inappropriate. I responded with how you have to hit them multiple times with Haldol and eventually they become obtunded for days and are worse off when it comes to rehab. Ativan lets them sleep and that is normally what is causing the issue, anyway. She asked for my EBP, I told her 25 years of work. She ordered Ativan, he slept, and he was fine up on the floor to start ambulation.

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Specializes in Psych, Corrections, Med-Surg, Ambulatory.
Evidence based research shows elasticated scrub pants are a danger to self awareness of putting on a few KG/Lbs......

You need more frozen food in your diet.

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Specializes in Psych, Corrections, Med-Surg, Ambulatory.
Yesssssss, here's the hit parade:

'My Thighs Adored You' - Franki Valli and the Four Seasons

'The Story in Your Thighs' - the Moody Blues

'Lyin' Thighs' - the Eagles

'Betty Davis Thighs' - Kim Carnes

'Brown-Thighed Girl' - Van Morrison

'Don't it Make Your Brown Thighs Blue' - Crystal Gayle

'Behind Blue Thighs' - the Who

'I Only Have Thighs For You' - Sinatra, Art Garfunkel, other covers

'Smoke Gets in Your Thighs' - the Platters

'Thigh in the Sky' - Alan Parsons Project

And many more, including the Cotton-thighed Joe - popular dance song in Tx

"For your thighs only...":singing: - Sheena Easton

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'A Kiss is just a kiss, a thigh is just a thigh. The world will always welcome lovers as time goes by."

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Evidence based research shows that consuming too many girl scout cookies causes scrubs to become tighter. Oh wait..that happened to me!

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