Published Feb 15, 2018
hppygr8ful, ASN, RN, EMT-I
4 Articles; 5,187 Posts
I was joking with my boss today that from now on everything I say is going to start with "Evidence based research shows that.............and finish my thought.
Such as "Evidence based research shows that if you runaround with your shoes untied your going to fall on your face."
Let's hear yours and remember to begin with Evidence based research shows.........
Have fun
Hppy
Buckeye.nurse
295 Posts
Evidence based research shows that 99.5% of nurses doing searches for evidenced based research are in school.
Evidence based research shows that managers are 580% more likely to be out on the floor "helping" if joint commission is in the building.
And...Evidence based research shows that wearing white scrubs to work carries an 80% chance of spilling coffee on oneself before the end of the shift!
TigraRN
64 Posts
Evidence based research shows that there is an invisible pen thief in your department since it is impossible to start your shift with ten pens and ending with a borrowed pen.
Evidence based research shows that there is a direct correlation between wearing your very nice new scrubs and bleaching them out with wipes the first day you wore the scrubs.
Evidence based research shows that black sharpie markers are actually a different tint of black when used to camouflage bleach stains on your scrubs.
BeckyESRN
1,263 Posts
Evidence based research shows that the family that has been calling you 800 times and yelling at you when they visit have been neglecting "mom" at home and are trying to make themselves feel better now.
Evidence based research shows that a bruise didn't really happen if you didn't show it to the school nurse!
Evidence based research shows only the school nurse has the proper training to discuss body odor with that one 5th grade boy...
Davey Do
10,608 Posts
Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people: Those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who do not.
(Robert Benchley)
Buckeye.nurse said:Evidence based research shows that managers are 580% more likely to be out on the floor "helping" if joint commission is in the building.
In order to make them look better, evidence based research has shown that Buckeye.nurse tends to leave a 0 off at the end of the percentile when it comes to evidence based research showing that managers are 580% more likely to be out on the floor "helping" if joint commission is in the building.
ruby_jane, BSN, RN
3,142 Posts
Evidence based research shows that most nurses will consult each other before looking for an article on EBP...or looking in the search function on the website.
OldDude
1 Article; 4,787 Posts
Evidenced based research shows that it is seldom based on evidence other than bias associated with what result the researcher is seeking.
Davey Do said:Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people: Those who believe there are two kinds of people and those who do not.(Robert Benchley)
Evidence based research shows that there are two kinds of people; those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
llg, PhD, RN
13,469 Posts
I never understood why some people use the phrase "evidence-based research" instead of just "research." What type of research is NOT based on evidence? All scientific research is based on evidence. (Someone might make a case for mathematical research and philosophical research ... but when people say "evidence-based research," they are referring to scientific research, which by definition is based on evidence, which makes the phrase redundant.)
"Evidence-based practice" makes sense to me as a phrase as not all practices are evidenced-based. But "evidence-based research" in a health care context is a poor choice of words.
llg said:All scientific research is based on evidence.
Evidence based research shows that intelligent individuals often try to confuse us with the facts!
Kitiger, RN
1,834 Posts
Evidence based research shows that birthdays are good for you. People with the most birthdays live the longest.