With all the references to rainbows, butterflies, sunshine, nether regions, bed pans and special snowflakes, thought it would be good to know that such a creature existed.....
OMGOMGOMG, PuhLEEZE tell me that thing is a Photoshop contest winner!!
'Cause if it's real.....I'm in the WRONG line of work!!!!
I hope it's NOT a photoshop.
I love the idea there existing a company that picked "I Poop Jewels!" as a slogan for a children's toy. There should be more toy companies like that. Kids have senses of humor, too.
I love the idea there existing a company that picked "I Poop Jewels!" as a slogan for a children's toy. There should be more toy companies like that. Kids have senses of humor, too.
Remarkably, it is REAL :)
Now, the elephant that poops peanuts....is that going too far? What if they're Circus Peanuts? ("Kids, don't eat these at home"!)
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I don't know, but as a woman it really irritates me when a man says "we" are pregnant.
No, sorry YOU'RE not pregnant, your wife is.
My husband used to tell me that he "knew all about" menstrual cramps because his sisters had them. I'm sorry, dude. Your sisters are drama queens. You know nothing about cramps. He knows all about breast cancer now, too. I love him, but sometimes I just want to punch him!
My husband used to tell me that he "knew all about" menstrual cramps because his sisters had them. I'm sorry, dude. Your sisters are drama queens. You know nothing about cramps. He knows all about breast cancer now, too. I love him, but sometimes I just want to punch him!
So next time he spouts off, let him know that one thing you've always wondered about is why guys make SUCH a big deal about taking a baseball or foot directly to the genitals; it's not like it hurts THAT much! Really, it hurts some, of course, but they are all making it out to be much worse than it is....and you KNOW all this because you've watched movies where this happens for YEARS
With all the references to rainbows, butterflies, sunshine, nether regions, bed pans and special snowflakes, thought it would be good to know that such a creature existed.....
RNsRWe....it somehow made it in to my Pinterest feed as "picked for me". I think their algorithm might be off....but I followed it to a mommy blogger type who gave it rave reviews lol
This just made me crack up. I particularly love when Netflix chooses a movie for me "based on my reviews". Ok, so you thought that based on my having seen/reviewed Pride and Prejudice (with Keira Knightly!) I'd ALSO love to watch Glee. Really? They saw that as a parallel?! rofl.....
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So next time he spouts off, let him know that one thing you've always wondered about is why guys make SUCH a big deal about taking a baseball or foot directly to the genitals; it's not like it hurts THAT much! Really, it hurts some, of course, but they are all making it out to be much worse than it is....and you KNOW all this because you've watched movies where this happens for YEARS
I hate all those sit-coms where the male stars' wives finally get them to go to the doctor, and they are traumatized by the thought of a finger inserted for a digital rectal exam! It's a finger, not the whole hand...what a bunch of babies.
I guess a finger seems seems large because these big, burley guys only poop sunflower seeds.
I hate all those sit-coms where the male stars' wives finally get them to go to the doctor, and they are traumatized by the thought of a finger inserted for a digital rectal exam! It's a finger, not the whole hand...what a bunch of babies.
I guess a finger seems seems large because these big, burley guys only poop sunflower seeds.
I just deleted about 6 different responses to this.
This just made me crack up. I particularly love when Netflix chooses a movie for me "based on my reviews". Ok, so you thought that based on my having seen/reviewed Pride and Prejudice (with Keira Knightly!) I'd ALSO love to watch Glee. Really? They saw that as a parallel?! rofl.....
Netflix has always recommended a long list of gay/lesbian dramas for me. Not that I have an issue with that, but I do wonder what about my viewing habits has made Netflix determine that I must be a lesbian, and enjoy bad indie films on the subject.
Pandora also somehow makes the leap from Nine Inch Nails to the Jonas Brothers.
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VERY sad to say, this IS real!
I couldn't get the photo to copy out, but this will show one of the "Moxie Girlz" with her Pet Panda....who...poops....(wait for it)....BAMBOO SHOOTS!
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That's right, folks, you can get an exotic plastic pet that shoots SHOOTS out of it's BUTT!
ROFL, I'm dying here....