Select your favorite captions for the cartoon above...
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MAN: "Merry Christmas, my lovely nurse!" NURSE: "Bah Humbug. Get me some coffee."
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MAN: Happy New Year! New Year??? NURSE: What's the time now? Is it morning? Evening?
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HUSBAND: Must you fall asleep while I am talking?! WIFE: No- it's purely voluntary.
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HUSBAND: Oh no, the dream with the IV beeping again? WIFE: It just won't stop no matter how many times I hit the button...
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MAN: Some of your coworkers say you're two-faced! WOMAN: Do you think that if I had two faces, I'd be wearing this one?
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DOCTOR: I'm discontinuing the patient's Seroquel, Loxapine, Zopiclone, and Ativan tonight. Let's see how he does. NURSE: .... *speechless
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NURSE: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... DOCTOR: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
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HUSBAND: "How was your night?" WIFE: "Full moon. 'Nuff said about that. Now how about that margarita?"
Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.
Need ideas? (brainstorm session)
Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc
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Male Triage Nurse: Barbara, we discussed this already, we need you to come to work with your game face on and to be more energetic
Female Nurse: Patrick, if I smile any harder I will be the next contestant for miss America, holding my stethoscope thanking my shrink for all the hard work he put in to help me cope working here.
Specializes in Telemetry, Gastroenterology, School Nrs.
Husband: I can't believe how sick I was. That cold was NO JOKE! I mean it really dug it's claws in. I know that getting that extra rest helped me kick it quick!
Wife: Yeah, I had that same claw-digging illness, remember? It was NO JOKE and it's a wonder I was able to continue working, doing laundry, cooking dinner, driving the kids, etc... I sure do wish I had that Y chromosome.
Nursing Student: Nursing Dx: Excessive Stress RT to Nursing Finals AEB extreme exhaustion, lack of social life, and nightmares of select all that applies questions.
"Let's just say: 12 Santas sniffling, 11 in the ER, 10 babies bawling, 9 fakers faking, 8 just want a waitress, 7 people punching, 6 code browns -FIVE HAVE C-DIFF - 4 techs called out, 3 went home, 2 docs went dinner, and 1 nurse for the whole night."
BeenThere2012, ASN, RN
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Hahahahaha! Out loud!