December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

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  1. Select your favorite captions for the cartoon above...

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      MAN: "Merry Christmas, my lovely nurse!" NURSE: "Bah Humbug. Get me some coffee."
    • 8
      MAN: Happy New Year! New Year??? NURSE: What's the time now? Is it morning? Evening?
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      HUSBAND: Must you fall asleep while I am talking?! WIFE: No- it's purely voluntary.
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      HUSBAND: Oh no, the dream with the IV beeping again? WIFE: It just won't stop no matter how many times I hit the button...
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      MAN: Some of your coworkers say you're two-faced! WOMAN: Do you think that if I had two faces, I'd be wearing this one?
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      DOCTOR: I'm discontinuing the patient's Seroquel, Loxapine, Zopiclone, and Ativan tonight. Let's see how he does. NURSE: .... *speechless
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      NURSE: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... DOCTOR: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
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      HUSBAND: "How was your night?" WIFE: "Full moon. 'Nuff said about that. Now how about that margarita?"

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Show us your FUN SIDE! Submit your caption today!

It's so easy why wouldn't you? wave.gif.f76ccbc7287c56e63c3d7e6d800ab6c

Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.

Need ideas? (brainstorm session)

Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

UPDATE Dec. 27, 2016

Congratulations compassionresearcher!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

Cartoon can be viewed at Nursing Dreams and Nightmares

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Specializes in Medical-Surgical/ Neuroscience.

I'm so tired

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Specializes in ER, Case Management, Nursing Instructor.
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Specializes in ICU.

Husband: "I know you had a long night at the hospital, but do you think you could take the kids to school, clean the house, and cook a nice dinner for us tonight?"

Nurse: "Bob, the little energy I have left right now is going to be used to dive face-first into my pillow."

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Women's Health, Education.

Man: It takes a special person to work nights...

Woman: zzzzzzzz

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Specializes in CEN.

Him: I'm so glad you're home! Now we can snuggle on the couch and-

Her: Honey, I just spent an entire night taking care of one patient with C-Diff. One of the eight times I changed him, he accidentally spilled the contents of his bedpan all over me... Do you think now is the right moment for this?

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Specializes in Public health program evaluation.

Are you free for a drink Friday?

Yes... in 4 years.

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Specializes in Public health program evaluation.

"What you need is a holiday"

"What I need is a holiYEAR"

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Specializes in Home Health, Mental/Behavioral Health.

Guy: Hey, tell me quick before you crash. How was your day, huh?

Lady: Ok, well ya know Veronica right? Oh she's a riot... Ver' said... ZZZzzz

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You're a Nurse - Does that type of bee sting?

Well, I don't know...but I can help you if it does!

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

"Excuse me nurse, can you tell me where I can get some coffee?"

"Ha! You tell ME!"

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