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Not Your Nurse

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Not Your Nurse has 3 years experience and specializes in Emergency.

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  1. Not Your Nurse

    April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    That explains your triage note "Spasmodic cough level 1000"
  2. Not Your Nurse

    April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    This isn't what I had in mind when I set out to break the glass ceiling
  3. Not Your Nurse

    April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    Whew, he almost broke my new stethoscope!
  4. Nurse: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... Doctor: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
  5. Guy: Wah waah wa- waah wah wa- Gal: Ok so now that I know the patients favorite color and movie, WHAT ARE THEY HERE FOR?!
  6. Guy: Honey would you like a new stethoscope for Christmas? Gal: How about ear plugs and 8 consecutive hours of sleep instead?
  7. Guy: Hey, did you tell your ETOH patient about his liver? Gal: Yea, he asked if an alcoholic can donate him theirs so they'd match.
  8. Not Your Nurse

    Carpool to work

    Hi all I was wondering if anyone carpools (now or in the past) to work, if so what is/was your experience like? Also does anyone know of how to find carpools... TIA :)
  9. Not Your Nurse

    NYP Columbia Interview

    Hi Everyone, I was wondering if anyone had advice or suggestions, maybe a little breakdown even of how the interview process is at NYP Columbia... Im going for an interview (for the ED) veryyyyy soon Thanks a million!
  10. Not Your Nurse

    Brian Short News

    My condolences
  11. Not Your Nurse

    August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    I think I'll just start wearing pink scrubs after-all....
  12. Not Your Nurse

    August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Can you help us turn a patient over?
  13. Not Your Nurse

    August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    I'm not exactly sure which of us is on 1:1 observation anymore...
  14. Not Your Nurse

    August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Never-mind how we got restrained...we need scissors STAT!
  15. Not Your Nurse

    August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    12 hours of this shadowing and I'll have to claim a new dependent on my taxes....
  16. Not Your Nurse

    August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    This is our new PCA, his name's Tiny...