Not Your Nurse

Not Your Nurse

Emergency

Member

All Content by Not Your Nurse

  1. I have benefited from Youtube both as a Nursing student and as a RN. It has helped me to better understand ABG's (Arterial Blood Gasses), prepare for interviews, and deal with professional challenges such as time management. User discretion is advise...
  2. Floor nurse moving to ER? Lots of questions?

    watch Ny Med and Real ER 911; The Bronx to get a glimpse....been an emergency nurse for years
  3. How I Wrote a Book and Became a Nurse Author

    thank you so much for sharing!
  4. June 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    What?! It's the only way I could get a visiting nurse job straight out of nursing school!
  5. June 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    It's a "compression car"...helps with varicose veins......don't judge me.
  6. April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    That explains your triage note "Spasmodic cough level 1000"
  7. April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    This isn't what I had in mind when I set out to break the glass ceiling
  8. April 2017 Caption Contest - Select $100 Winner!

    Whew, he almost broke my new stethoscope!
  9. Nurse: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... Doctor: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
  10. Guy: Wah waah wa- waah wah wa- Gal: Ok so now that I know the patients favorite color and movie, WHAT ARE THEY HERE FOR?!
  11. Guy: Honey would you like a new stethoscope for Christmas? Gal: How about ear plugs and 8 consecutive hours of sleep instead?
  12. Guy: Hey, did you tell your ETOH patient about his liver? Gal: Yea, he asked if an alcoholic can donate him theirs so they'd match.
  13. Carpool to work

    Hi all I was wondering if anyone carpools (now or in the past) to work, if so what is/was your experience like? Also does anyone know of how to find carpools... TIA :)
  14. Brian Short News

    My condolences
  15. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    I think I'll just start wearing pink scrubs after-all....
  16. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Can you help us turn a patient over?
  17. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    I'm not exactly sure which of us is on 1:1 observation anymore...
  18. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    Never-mind how we got restrained...we need scissors STAT!
  19. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    12 hours of this shadowing and I'll have to claim a new dependent on my taxes....
  20. August 2015 Caption Contest. Win $100!

    This is our new PCA, his name's Tiny...
  21. Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    They're joking right, a head to toe sanitizer?!
  22. Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    If this thing gets any lower I'll be able to take your pulse ox from across the street...
  23. Win $100! June 2015 Caption Contest

    I'm not forcing you to do housework, I'm promoting domestic autonomy...
  24. Win $100! May 2015 Caption Contest

    Ummm, that's not what I meant when I told him to train for rapid response care....
  25. Win $100! May 2015 Caption Contest

    I think I'll cancel my gym membership and just apply to nursing school.