December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

Nurses Announcements Contest

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  1. Select your favorite captions for the cartoon above...

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      MAN: "Merry Christmas, my lovely nurse!" NURSE: "Bah Humbug. Get me some coffee."
    • 8
      MAN: Happy New Year! New Year??? NURSE: What's the time now? Is it morning? Evening?
    • 12
      HUSBAND: Must you fall asleep while I am talking?! WIFE: No- it's purely voluntary.
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      HUSBAND: Oh no, the dream with the IV beeping again? WIFE: It just won't stop no matter how many times I hit the button...
    • 19
      MAN: Some of your coworkers say you're two-faced! WOMAN: Do you think that if I had two faces, I'd be wearing this one?
    • 24
      DOCTOR: I'm discontinuing the patient's Seroquel, Loxapine, Zopiclone, and Ativan tonight. Let's see how he does. NURSE: .... *speechless
    • 5
      NURSE: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... DOCTOR: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
    • 22
      HUSBAND: "How was your night?" WIFE: "Full moon. 'Nuff said about that. Now how about that margarita?"

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Show us your FUN SIDE! Submit your caption today!

It's so easy why wouldn't you? wave.gif.f76ccbc7287c56e63c3d7e6d800ab6c

Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.

Need ideas? (brainstorm session)

Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

UPDATE Dec. 27, 2016

Congratulations compassionresearcher!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

Cartoon can be viewed at Nursing Dreams and Nightmares

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
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Specializes in Emergency.

Guy: Hey, did you tell your ETOH patient about his liver?

Gal: Yea, he asked if an alcoholic can donate him theirs so they'd match.

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Specializes in Emergency.

Guy: Honey would you like a new stethoscope for Christmas?

Gal: How about ear plugs and 8 consecutive hours of sleep instead?

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Husband: "How was your night?"

Wife: "Full moon. Nuff said about that. Now how about that margarita?"

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HAHAHAHA!!!

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Man: Honey you're never home anymore you should take the day off

woman: you should go get a new wife.

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John: "Honey, since you're done your shifts for the week, I'm gonna take a quick nap, k?"

Jane: "Sure Sweetie, and have fun in the bed 'cause it'll be the last fun you have there, k?"

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Specializes in Med/Surge, Psych, LTC, Home Health.

"Welcome home and Merry Christmas, our favorite night nurse! The kids are ready to open presents!"

"Oh that's nice, I'm ready to open a vein and infuse Dark Colombian Roast."

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Specializes in Pediatrics, Women's Health, Education.

Man: Oh no, the dream with the IV beeping again?

Woman: It just won't stop no matter how many times I hit the button...

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