Select your favorite captions for the cartoon above...
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MAN: "Merry Christmas, my lovely nurse!" NURSE: "Bah Humbug. Get me some coffee."
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MAN: Happy New Year! New Year??? NURSE: What's the time now? Is it morning? Evening?
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HUSBAND: Must you fall asleep while I am talking?! WIFE: No- it's purely voluntary.
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HUSBAND: Oh no, the dream with the IV beeping again? WIFE: It just won't stop no matter how many times I hit the button...
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MAN: Some of your coworkers say you're two-faced! WOMAN: Do you think that if I had two faces, I'd be wearing this one?
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DOCTOR: I'm discontinuing the patient's Seroquel, Loxapine, Zopiclone, and Ativan tonight. Let's see how he does. NURSE: .... *speechless
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NURSE: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... DOCTOR: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
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HUSBAND: "How was your night?" WIFE: "Full moon. 'Nuff said about that. Now how about that margarita?"
Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.
Need ideas? (brainstorm session)
Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc
Caption Contest Rules
To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.
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Woman "Ground down by hours of wonderful patients demanding to be first in line for their pain meds, baths, questions answered, doctor called..." But just give me 8 hours of sleep and I'll be sharp as an ax."
prunejuice&BPs
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Man "You look like you have lost your edge".
Woman "Ground down by hours of wonderful patients demanding to be first in line for their pain meds, baths, questions answered, doctor called..." But just give me 8 hours of sleep and I'll be sharp as an ax."