December 2016 Top 8 Captions Contest - Select $100 Winner

[Joe V]

Show us your FUN SIDE! Submit your caption today!

It's so easy why wouldn't you?

Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.

Need ideas? (brainstorm session)

Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc

Caption Contest Rules

To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.

Everyone is allowed to participate! Share on Facebook and tell your friends, family, and co-workers to join the fun!

Update

Top 8 Captions Poll is now available!

Vote for your favorite below...

UPDATE Dec. 27, 2016

Congratulations compassionresearcher!

You won $100! Your entry was selected by the community as the best caption.

Cartoon can be viewed at Nursing Dreams and Nightmares

[SouthernBelle85]

Man: Hey, how have you been?

Nursing Student: Nursing Dx: Excessive Stress RT to Nursing Finals AEB extreme exhaustion, lack of social life, and nightmares of select all that applies questions.

Man: Huh?

[SunnyPupRN]

" Rough night?"

"Let's just say: 12 Santas sniffling, 11 in the ER, 10 babies bawling, 9 fakers faking, 8 just want a waitress, 7 people punching, 6 code browns -FIVE HAVE C-DIFF - 4 techs called out, 3 went home, 2 docs went dinner, and 1 nurse for the whole night."

[Quantum Doctor]

Him - "Sorry Nurse Kamping, we have to mandate you to work a double".

Her - I don't think I'm safe, I've had no sleep, Didn't have time for a break, and well 'look at my hair!!'

[Quantum Doctor]

Him - We just had another sick call so you will be working short tonight.

Her - again! I'm burning out from all this extra work - I thought it was a recession.

[dodoy, BSN, RN]

Husband: Hey Brenda, just when I thought you're armpits are the darkest parts of your body, you come home with those eyebags!!

Wife: Cut the cr*p Mike!! Hurry and get my caffeine shots or I'll bury your face in those "dark armpits" that you're saying.

[Gods_nurse]

Nurse call to doctor on night shift: Pt's resp status is compromised.

Doctor to nurse: Give them two coats to varnish and I will see him in the morning

(True story)

[hm123]

Man: Excuse Me! This is cannot be my BP! are you sure you know how to take BP. I eat kale and do yoga everyday. This cannot be right!!! Get me a real Dr.

Nurse: I don't know why I wasted 4 years of my life, should've became a yoga teacher so I can tell people to shut up and to the downward dog.

[szccdw]

Guy: The kids miss you, you have to stop working so many hours.

Lady: I have kids?

[szccdw]

Guy: Mother, my friend Gary's mom cooks every night

Lady: Then you should eat there. Good night!

[Dubc]

Husband: why such a long face hun? by the way what's for dinner?

Nurse: I just worked a 12 hour shift on Christmas Eve. I had one drunk, a kid with allergies and a woman in labor. How about you cook me dinner.

[Dubc]

Husband: I'll be waiting for you later to come to bed......

wife: ha! Santa is'nt coming down the chimney tonight!!!

[sunshines66, BSN]

He-I am done for the day and even though I am on call, don't call me for any reason tonight. She-oh goody I can skip the phone calls with no answer and do whatever I can to keep patient alive for you to bash in the morning.