Select your favorite captions for the cartoon above...
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MAN: "Merry Christmas, my lovely nurse!" NURSE: "Bah Humbug. Get me some coffee."
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MAN: Happy New Year! New Year??? NURSE: What's the time now? Is it morning? Evening?
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HUSBAND: Must you fall asleep while I am talking?! WIFE: No- it's purely voluntary.
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HUSBAND: Oh no, the dream with the IV beeping again? WIFE: It just won't stop no matter how many times I hit the button...
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MAN: Some of your coworkers say you're two-faced! WOMAN: Do you think that if I had two faces, I'd be wearing this one?
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DOCTOR: I'm discontinuing the patient's Seroquel, Loxapine, Zopiclone, and Ativan tonight. Let's see how he does. NURSE: .... *speechless
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NURSE: Hey your patient's been yelling for you to come see his bowel movement in the bathroom for like 10 minutes... DOCTOR: *sigh* I should have become a nurse...
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HUSBAND: "How was your night?" WIFE: "Full moon. 'Nuff said about that. Now how about that margarita?"
Should you accept this challenge, it involves coming up with a caption to the above cartoon. You may submit as many captions as you wish. You have a few days to submit your entry.
Need ideas? (brainstorm session)
Christmas, New Years Eve/Day, hard day at work, patient to nurse (vice versa), doctor to nurse, nurse to nurse, etc
Caption Contest Rules
To qualify for the $100 prize, your caption must be posted here on allnurses.com. We will select the Top 8 captions in a few weeks where you (the community) will choose the winner.
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Man: Excuse Me! This is cannot be my BP! are you sure you know how to take BP. I eat kale and do yoga everyday. This cannot be right!!! Get me a real Dr.
Nurse: I don't know why I wasted 4 years of my life, should've became a yoga teacher so I can tell people to shut up and to the downward dog.
He-I am done for the day and even though I am on call, don't call me for any reason tonight. She-oh goody I can skip the phone calls with no answer and do whatever I can to keep patient alive for you to bash in the morning.
Love this. I've been out of nursing for 6 yrs & am heading back in. I worked Med Surg & changed countless poopy diapers & bed sheets...and I wanna go back?
dodoy, BSN, RN
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Husband: Hey Brenda, just when I thought you're armpits are the darkest parts of your body, you come home with those eyebags!!
Wife: Cut the cr*p Mike!! Hurry and get my caffeine shots or I'll bury your face in those "dark armpits" that you're saying.