Had a kid bring his wet, bloody tooth and plop it right on my desk.
C'mon now!
Or the kid that did running knee slide into my office.
C'mon now!
The ones old enough to cover their mouths but choose to cough right in your face instead.
All together: C'mon now!!
Some things just make me shake my head.
Farawyn said:Blue fingers on a 9th grade girlHer: OH MY GOD AM I DYING??!
Me: You are dying from the moment you are born...
Her: I mean, RIGHT NOW??? I'M CHANGING COLORS!!!
Me: Go wash your hands. It is dye from your jeans.
Her: *washes hands* OH MY GOD!!! IT CAME OFF!
Me:
You. Are. AMAZING.!!!!
Farawyn said:Blue fingers on a 9th grade girlHer: OH MY GOD AM I DYING??!
Me: You are dying from the moment you are born...
Her: I mean, RIGHT NOW??? I'M CHANGING COLORS!!!
Me: Go wash your hands. It is dye from your jeans.
Her: *washes hands* OH MY GOD!!! IT CAME OFF!
Me:
Mad SuperNurse skills!!!
Farawyn said:Blue fingers on a 9th grade girlHer: OH MY GOD AM I DYING??!
Me: You are dying from the moment you are born...
Her: I mean, RIGHT NOW??? I'M CHANGING COLORS!!!
Me: Go wash your hands. It is dye from your jeans.
Her: *washes hands* OH MY GOD!!! IT CAME OFF!
Me:
So, I'm sitting here imagining the reaction when she goes home and her legs are all blue...
Farawyn said:Blue fingers on a 9th grade girlHer: OH MY GOD AM I DYING??!
Me: You are dying from the moment you are born...
Her: I mean, RIGHT NOW??? I'M CHANGING COLORS!!!
Me: Go wash your hands. It is dye from your jeans.
Her: *washes hands* OH MY GOD!!! IT CAME OFF!
Me:
I had a similar save last week with a girl convinced that she had a terrible rash on her hands and needed to be sent home right away. The alcohol wipe determined it was a magic marker.
Farawyn said:Blue fingers on a 9th grade girlHer: OH MY GOD AM I DYING??!
Me: You are dying from the moment you are born...
Her: I mean, RIGHT NOW??? I'M CHANGING COLORS!!!
Me: Go wash your hands. It is dye from your jeans.
Her: *washes hands* OH MY GOD!!! IT CAME OFF!
Me:
hahaha! Status Dramaticus.
grammy1 said:You have been in school all day. You say you've had a sore throat since you woke this morning, but now you need to call home. There is 20 freaking minutes of school left!! C'mon now.
Had TWO of these yesterday. One was a new student and the other a basketball player. Really, I'm not calling anyone for you. Ride the bus, call your mom after school or whatever, but I'm not telling your coach you are sick and need to go home instead of staying at practice.
NutmeggeRN, BSN
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So sad...have they made med changes at home that include scheduled dosing that is not happening??