What's The Weirdest Name You've Heard A Patient Name Her Baby? - page 193

Hi, I was wondering about some of those weird names that you've probably encountered in L&D and PP. I remember when I had my maternity rotation a couple of weeks ago, one of the nurses said she... Read More

  1. by   USParamedic2RN
    Quote from NurseDennie
    Okay, the lady who was in the room with me when I had my older daughter named her son Country Joe.

    My hubby does social security disability and he SWEARS that he PERSONALLY has seen people named Lemonjello and Orangejello (pronounced le-mohngello and or-ahngello). I don't know.

    My daughter has a friend named Orion. All I can say is that his parents were way cooler than we were!

    Oh! And I took care of a lady in her 80's whose name was Lola Dimples. Can you imagine? I told her she must have been the cutest baby in the world to have been named that!!!

    Love

    Dennie

    Dennie,
    You are correct about Lemon and orange.. I was told about that story by our RN instructor in Paramedic School. There was also another child whos family named him Shithead ( pronounced shi teed) not sure how they spelled it but still very cruel.
  2. by   travel nurse2009
    emergencia and lemonjello. figure that out.
  3. by   Mimi2RN
    My granddaughter has classmate named T'ru.
  4. by   aquizzle
    Yahoo and Ta-a (pronounced Tadasha)
  5. by   DizzyMissLizzy9
    Quote from aquizzle
    Yahoo and Ta-a (pronounced Tadasha)
    :smackingf
  6. by   Just a Dose
    Quote from studentwifey
    I just had my first OB clinical last week. The baby's name was Guru. :-\ It was an Indian family.
    My managers name was Giri, and for those who couldn't pronounce it, said Kumar. What's so hard about Giri?
  7. by   JoJo626
    Queen Roach (first, last)
    ABC (uh-BEE-cee)
    Nosmoking (noz-mo'-king)
    Rusty Pipes
    Virginia Ham (I wondered if her middle name was Baked or Smoked)
    Syphillis (sea-phalus)
    Ima Hogg
    Seymore Heynie
    Schlitz (it's what they were drinking when the kid was conceived)
    Porche (it's where the kid was conceived)
  8. by   JoJo626
    I forgot about my high school math teacher.

    Harry Dick (first and middle names)
  9. by   rph3664
    Quote from JoJo626
    I forgot about my high school math teacher.

    Harry Dick (first and middle names)
    Was his last name Johnson?

    :grn:
  10. by   Two Sheds
    I heard of someone naming their baby girl "Clitorius." Ugh!
  11. by   Spidey's mom
    Quote from JylBish
    Worst names ever:

    Phelany (Felony) in honor of the girl's dad. Really?
    And ConAir Nicholas Cage. Yes for real.

    LOL

    I am a hospice nurse - one of my patient's has a daughter who is pregnant by a felon - who is 20 years older than she is and in jail fortunately - the parents joked that they should name the baby girl "Felony Rose".

    They aren't serious - just trying to keep a sense of humor about the whole situation.

    steph
  12. by   steph2311
    You got to be kidding me, Troubles??? That has to be the Worst of the Worst names! Poor Kid!
  13. by   nurse_girl84
    recently i had a mom who wanted to name her daughter Euleley (like ukelele) not sure about spelling..
    and i also took care of a mom whose name was "Precious Princess"--- no joke!!!

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