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Best one sentence handoff report

  1. 21 My handoff to the oncoming rn was "300 pounds, off meds, homicidal intent". The was more of course but that summed it up. Let's hear 'em.
  2. 120 Comments

  3. Visit  jmdRN profile page
    #1 6
    stretcher 13 died, call the funeral home please.

    (tho she was palliative and died 1/2 hr before shift change, family had just left the room, was a tx for pain management)
  4. Visit  Aviationurse profile page
    #2 3
    Report from Nights to Days ( IN PATIENT PSYCH UNIT )
    Everybody slept....the night nurse yawned heavily also on tape for x5 minutes:redpinkhe
  5. Visit  Aviationurse profile page
    #3 8
    PSYCH MD TO NIGHT NURSE telephone admission orders

    You called me for that? Put him on same **** as before...hanged up the phone after that.....
  6. Visit  psu_213 profile page
    #4 13
    "Pt is morbidly obese....a monitor lead fell off, we could not find the wire; is was stuck underneath one of her rolls." (sorry if this sounds rude, this is what acutally happened)
  7. Visit  himilayaneyes profile page
    #5 33
    This patient is gonna die. Good luck.
  8. Visit  Pixie.RN profile page
    #6 10
    LOL in NAD.
  9. Visit  thelema13 profile page
    #7 15
    Same old Ricky, fall due to drinking, off for his 10th CT this month.
  10. Visit  noahsmama profile page
    #8 0
    I worked in pediatric rehab, and some of our patients were with us for months. There was one nurse in particular who tended to be very terse with his reports -- sometimes his entire report on a stable pt that he knew that I knew was "he's fine" or "nothing new".
  11. Visit  JenniferSews profile page
    #9 14
    They did taped reports in our LTC ward for a while and one morning a coworker came in to "Everyone's fine, crush everything." It's still an inside joke years later.
  12. Visit  FlyingScot profile page
    God be with you.
  13. Visit  Daisy_08 profile page
    On a taped report from nights, 30 min of silence, followed by a snort and then, "sorry, I fell asleep"
  14. Visit  PsychNurseWannaBe profile page
    Work in LTC... NOC to days... everything went OK, 365 is dead.