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  1. My handoff to the oncoming rn was "300 pounds, off meds, homicidal intent". The was more of course but that summed it up. Let's hear 'em.
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  3. stretcher 13 died, call the funeral home please.

    (tho she was palliative and died 1/2 hr before shift change, family had just left the room, was a tx for pain management)
  4. Report from Nights to Days ( IN PATIENT PSYCH UNIT )
    Everybody slept....the night nurse yawned heavily also on tape for x5 minutes:redpinkhe
  5. PSYCH MD TO NIGHT NURSE telephone admission orders

    You called me for that? Put him on same **** as before...hanged up the phone after that.....
    nrsang97, turnforthenurseRN, GM2RN, and 3 others like this.
  6. "Pt is morbidly obese....a monitor lead fell off, we could not find the wire; is was stuck underneath one of her rolls." (sorry if this sounds rude, this is what acutally happened)
  7. This patient is gonna die. Good luck.
    mmutk, harrird, nrsang97, and 22 others like this.
  8. Asst. Admin
    LOL in NAD.
  9. Same old Ricky, fall due to drinking, off for his 10th CT this month.
    mmutk, nrsang97, ChristineN, and 9 others like this.
  10. I worked in pediatric rehab, and some of our patients were with us for months. There was one nurse in particular who tended to be very terse with his reports -- sometimes his entire report on a stable pt that he knew that I knew was "he's fine" or "nothing new".
  11. They did taped reports in our LTC ward for a while and one morning a coworker came in to "Everyone's fine, crush everything." It's still an inside joke years later.
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