Best one sentence handoff report

Specialties Emergency

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My handoff to the oncoming rn was "300 pounds, off meds, homicidal intent". The was more of course but that summed it up. Let's hear 'em.

"Arrived 7h ago, last blood sugar 831, refusing insulin gtt, AMA paperwork ready to go as soon as the primary team educates. Good luck to you and her."

Specializes in NICU, ICU, PICU, Academia.

"You know every kind of drip we use here? He's on them."

"He's going to have to get better in order to die."

Me to the oncoming nurse.. "I drugged them all for you."

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

"They're all crazy"

Specializes in Family Nurse Practitioner.

"Geripsych placement, on tabs"

Patient was acting crazy, got medicated and now sleeping.

She pulled out her pacer. She literally ripped the wires from her chest. [Temp. Pacer]

She's crazy.

Oh, keep the code cart near she has a third degree heart block. Have fun!

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.

"Coded twice for me, probably will again soon."

Specializes in Pediatric Critical Care.

"Still waiting for rehab placement"

Specializes in MICU.

Handing off to another Nurse extern...

"Patients from room 1 to 10 are all complete care and q2hour vital signs"😓

Specializes in Emergency.
Me to the oncoming nurse.. "I drugged them all for you."

And i have prn's for all?

Specializes in Hospital medicine; NP precepting; staff education.

Just discharged them all, and you're about to get triple sat, Toodles!"

(this is what happened yesterday. egads.)

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