Best one sentence handoff report

[emtb2rn]

My handoff to the oncoming rn was "300 pounds, off meds, homicidal intent". The was more of course but that summed it up. Let's hear 'em.

[RNFiona]

" This one is yours. No big deal. Just complete heart block. But he's OK"

Last I checked, complete heart block is a VERY big deal.

[SaoirseRN]

"The three in the chairs at the desk are yours, so good luck."

[KittyinNj]

Pt should be icu status, sorry the dr has been in there with me since 10 am this morning its7pm, youll prob have to call a rapid response tonight (mind you this was a new grad working on nights, i felt horrible for her, the md said pt was stable enough for floor status, didnt flitch when we attained abg 2x lol)

he ended up being a rapid response at 3am

[dah doh, BSN, RN]

"CTD"...circling the drain...

"AJU"...all jacked up...

"12 hr older"...

"Celestial transfer"...

[qdiva411]

"A-fib, Sundowners, good luck...">

Oh! And my personal favorite...my first GI bleed patient.

"Do you smell that?"

[DrLilith]

Best report given by a patient about himself: "Well, I'm not turning blue and doing this [starts flailing arms around]!"

They havin' a special on wacky arm-wavin' inflatable tube men at that hospital? Just sayin'.

[akulahawkRN, ADN, RN, EMT-P]

Best report I've given (to date): Beds 1, 2, and 3 empty... you're gonna have your hands full with 'em.

[bebbercorn]

"I am so sorry."

[ParkerBC,MSN,RN, PhD, RN]

Good luck!

[Ruby Vee, BSN]

"Well there's having mental health issues that you're working on, there's crazy and then there's bat-freaking-shite crazy. He's the third."

[BecomingNursey]

"Came in for X, everything's done, they should be discharged soon."

Allllll the time. 😂😂😂

[ixchel]

Verbal from MD yesterday:

"I like him. He can have whatever he wants."

In report from RN:

"Typical CHFer with sweaty balls smell."