Best one sentence handoff report - page 9

My handoff to the oncoming rn was "300 pounds, off meds, homicidal intent". The was more of course but that summed it up. Let's hear 'em.... Read More

  1. Visit  bebbercorn profile page
    1
    "I am so sorry."
    That Guy likes this.
  2. Visit  ParkerBC,MSN,RN profile page
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    Good luck!
  3. Visit  Ruby Vee profile page
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    "Well there's having mental health issues that you're working on, there's crazy and then there's bat-freaking-shite crazy. He's the third."
    psu_213, Altra, and bebbercorn like this.
  4. Visit  BecomingNursey profile page
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    Quote from hiddencatRN
    "Came in for X, everything's done, they should be discharged soon."
    Allllll the time. 😂😂😂
    turnforthenurseRN likes this.
  5. Visit  ixchel profile page
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    Verbal from MD yesterday:

    "I like him. He can have whatever he wants."

    In report from RN:

    "Typical CHFer with sweaty balls smell."
  6. Visit  That Guy profile page
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    "So this is such and such *GET BACK IN THE BED!!!!!*....any questions?
  7. Visit  sockov profile page
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    Patient been in the unit for months. Report: SAY. Same As Yesterday.
  8. Visit  AnthonyD profile page
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    "No changes. See you in 12 hours."
  9. Visit  ixchel profile page
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    Quote from Ruby Vee
    "Well there's having mental health issues that you're working on, there's crazy and then there's bat-freaking-shite crazy. He's the third."
    Wait just a minute. I put "holy Shi'ite" one day, and that got bleeped. "Shite" is okay? lmao Perhaps this thread is still under the radar.
  10. Visit  CountryMomma profile page
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    "We've switched from passive to active dying. Keep the Ativan and robinul flowing."
    Ruby Vee likes this.
  11. Visit  PacoUSA profile page
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    "No updates."


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  12. Visit  Cohiba profile page
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    I was on the receiving end of: "600 lbs, immobile, constipated, loaded with Colyte just before transfer". It was every single bit as horrible as you can imagine...
  13. Visit  Bobjohnny profile page
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    "All your rooms are empty. You should probably go get some KY."

    "So and so is back, and still needs his leg chopped off."

    I'm sure there are more, but those are the recent ones that I remember.
    psu_213 likes this.

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