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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.
Question: Is nursing for me?
Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.
Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?
Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.
Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?
Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!
Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?
Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.
Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?
Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.
Question: What should I wear for an interview?
Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.
Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?
Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.
Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?
Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?
Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:
Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.
Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?
Answer: No. See question/answer #2.
Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?
Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.
Question: What's your IQ?
Answer: Really?!
Oh girl, this actually happened on my unit, no kidding. A tech decided to quit, and wrote on a Post-it, "Eff this place, I quit!" Then he threw his badge onto the floor of his boss' office. I am dead serious.The jackwagon was actually hired at another local hospital.
Oy!
That's just crazy.
Hey guys, this my first post so I'm a little nervous.
I've always wanted to be a nurse! I'm not a nurse yet. (Actually, I'm not a nursing student yet but I have all of St Elsewhere on DVD and I DVR Nurse Jackie and HawthoRNe every week!)
Anyway, I have a problem. I think I may have HIV. I work in a bank and one of the customers coughed, wrote on his deposit slip, then HANDED ME THE DEPOSIT SLIP! EWW! He looks like the kind of guy who has HIV. He's skinny and smelled like Kurt Cobain, so I'm sure he does heroin.
What do I do? I am afraid to go to the ER because I don't want to see anyone I know. Is there an at-home test? Or some other method of knowing? I haven't started losing weight or anything. But I'm afraid something is really wrong. I coughed about three times last night (this happened around 3 PM yesterday).
This may ruin my dream of being a nurse. How can I ever go to nursing school after this? Even if I don't have HIV, I am exposed to this man's germs. I just can't have a job where I'm around germs all of the time. (Banks are sooo dirty!)
Plus, if I have it (or, omg, what if it's hepatitis and I have to get my breast implants removed like Pam Anderson!) how will I ever marry a doctor?
Thanks, everyone!
Urgent Quick question about my upcoming ( cannabis, nicotine, benzos, opiates) test that I need to take the day after tomorrow!!
Please spare me your judgements and holier-than-thou lectures OK because I just want all of you to tell me how to beat the system. And could you put the pedal to the metal on that plz? Remember -- no lectures! I don't want you to make me have to remind you a third time! I have no intention of stopping my recreational use of (cannabis, nicotine, benzos, opiates) here I'll spell it out for you tell me how to b-e-a-t the s-y-s-t-e-m.
Oh yes my time is very valuable also so vague instructions will be immediately sent to the cyber-circular file. Thanks in advance to all of you who aren't mean old bitties!
Hospice Nurse LPN, BSN, RN
1,472 Posts
No, Ohio. She lives totally in my head.