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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.
ok, i am not having a good "new grad" experience. first of all, they hired me on to a plain ol' med-surg unit, instead of where i am clearly supposed to be...the er! i mean, what in the world did i get that bls certification for anyway?!

i feel your pain...and i totally agree with you.

then, you have your typical grumpy old nursing staff on my unit...they are always bugging me. one time, they had the nerve to interrupt me when i was caring for a patient...something about not giving insulin if the blood sugar is 23. but, duh, how else is the patient going to recover if they don't have insulin?

like, totally! i mean, where did these nurses get their degree anyway, kmart???

and they're so old school. they barked at me about not having assessments done when i was correcting my fingernail polish job. seriously? i learned how to prioritize in nursing school...chipped nail polish is out of compliance with the dress code, and i - for one - will not get called into the nurse manager's office for that!

you are so diligent. you make me want to be like you. i admire you sooo much for noticing your chipped polish. that is, like the #1 cause for infection rates and stuff. how are you supposed to give safe pt care if your nail polish is chipped? you did the right thing. the assessments can totally wait!

i don't think i should be forced to endure this kind of treatment on the job. with the nursing shortage, any place would be happy to have me: an attractive, fresh-faced new grad who is almost never late to work. except when i'm out of hazelnut coffee in the morning.

omg! i totally love hazelnut coffee! especially with non-fat creamer. oh and i request only organic hazelnut coffee. i still don't understand why i get such dark looks from the people in line behind me...i am being green! gawd!

btw, i would like, totally hire you in a minute! you sound like a great nurse. but..um...are you skinny? and beautiful? i don't want to recommend you if you aren't, coz that will like totally reduce my street cred. no offense.

i'm thinking about quitting this job. should i quit? i'm going to quit.

i don't think you should quit. is there a totally cute doc that you have met on your unit? i would hold out first to see if there is one you can totally snag! don't worry about those old hag nurses. they don't know as much as you because, afterall, you did just graduate from school. you know soooo much more new stuff. they are just jealous.

I...cannot...breathe! :lol2::lol2::lol2:

Specializes in LTC.

Too funny !!!!

I have Some: Are LPNs being phased out?

Answer: do some research, in hospitals yes.

I'm a new grad that have a 4.9 GPA and was the president of the NSNA, and I volunteered at the local hospital , and I can't get a job, should I be a CNA instead?

Answer: Don't have one, just keep looking

I'm 65 years old should I become a nurse?

Answer: yes, why not

Specializes in LTC.

I have another one!!!!

Hi guys. Will I be a good nurse if I don't like dealing with spit, vomit, poop, sweat, bad breath, body odors and people?

Um, maybe I should just be a doctor instead. Thanks !

I have another one!!!!

Hi guys. Will I be a good nurse if I don't like dealing with spit, vomit, poop, sweat, bad breath, body odors and people?

Um, maybe I should just be a doctor instead. Thanks !

Nurses never have to deal with the icky stuff...that's the CNAs job :rolleyes: (I am a CNA and that type of answer makes my fur stand up)

Specializes in LTC.

Moderators this thread is highly offensive. I came here for support and all these nurses are mean. Please close this thread. My feelings are hurt. :sniff::sniff::sniff::sniff::sniff:

I am good looking, should I work in Med-Surg or ICU?

:smokin:

If I get 5 kudos, I will work in the ICU.

I am good looking, should I work in Med-Surg or ICU?

:smokin:

If things go according to plan, you will meet yourself a hot doc and not even have to work! You will sit at home and bake muffins for the patients. Ooh, you could even make Ex-Lax muffins for patients with GI issues, and Haldol muffins for psych patients...this could be BIG. You definitely don't have to worry about working anywhere. Plan A is snagging a doc and Plan B is medical muffin manufacturing.

You are so ambitious.

Specializes in LDRP.
I am good looking, should I work in Med-Surg or ICU?

:smokin:

If I get 5 kudos, I will work in the ICU.

dont work in med surg, youll have to deal with code browns! definitely do ICU, i heard no one poops there.. unless you have your BSN. then no code browns either way! :yeah:

dont work in med surg, youll have to deal with code browns! definitely do ICU, i heard no one poops there.. unless you have your BSN. then no code browns either way! :yeah:

*rolling on the floor*

:lol2:

PetiteRNqt

"Hi! I will be starting nursing school in 2 years and I was wondering what kind of shoes I should buy for clinical? I know I won't be doing much but standing around watching the nurses work, so I was hoping you could tell me which are the most comfortable shoes for standing in one place. I want to start searching now for shoes because I have a hard time finding good shoes that fit. I wear a woman's size 13 WWW and am flat-footed. I need something that will let my feet breathe as I have the fungus. Thanks in advance!"

FlatfootfloozieRN

"Hi, Petite! I have the same trouble! Have you tried shopping online at shrekshoes.com? I like the shoes that come with a plastic side plate so you don't scrape up the sides of your shoes when you lean up against the desk for long periods. Hope that helps!"

Moderators this thread is highly offensive. I came here for support and all these nurses are mean. Please close this thread. My feelings are hurt. :sniff::sniff::sniff::sniff::sniff:

Suck it up, buttercup! Don't you know we eat our young? MUNCH, MUNCH, I say! Pass the ketchup!

*Nom, nom, nom* :devil:

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