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I am seeing SO many repeat threads here, so I thought I'd throw in a few words of wisdom.

Question: Is nursing for me?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. As with every job out there, nursing has its pros and cons. To answer concisely, if poop, puke, pee, catheters, blood, ostomy spillage, gaping oozing wounds down to the bone, or pus make you squeamish then the answer is no, nursing is probably not for you. Anything else you're just going have to work out in your head, heart, and your own state laws. We don't know you or your history, and i think I can safely say no one here can read souls to find out your true destiny.

Question: Should I move on from XYZ job?

Answer: No one can answer that but you. If you've given it enough thought to post about it on a nursing forum, you're probably ready to move on. If you're burnt out, exhausted, overworked, underpaid, underbenefitted, your nurse/patient ratio sucks, your managers suck, your coworkers suck, your commute sucks, or any combination of the above, then yes, you're probably ready for a new job. Be forewarned though, you sometimes go from the frying pan to the fire. No matter what field or hospital you move to, you're probably going to find at least one of the above things suck. If they all suck, run, don't walk.

Question: I have XYZ medical problem, advice please?

Answer: The answer is we have no advice. NO MEDICAL ADVICE CAN BE GIVEN HERE. EVER. NO MATTER HOW NICELY YOU ASK OR HOW STRANGE YOUR PROBLEM IS!

Question: What is a day in the life of a nurse like?

Answer: Shadow one in a position you're interested in. Every nursing job is vastly different, even from facility to facility. The only truly good way to experience a day in the life of a nurse is to witness it firsthand. Don't forget your rollerskates.

Question: Can you help me with XYZ nursing assignment?

Answer: Only if it's something you can't look up yourself, like an interview. Being on this forum is usually a way to decompress for nurses, and the last thing we want to do after an 8-12-16-20:uhoh3: hour shift is relive the glory days of nursing school by doing homework.

Question: What should I wear for an interview?

Answer: If we really need to answer this then you may need to go back to either Nursing101 or your professional role transition course. Also, just because it's usually the next question to follow, yes, send the damn thank you card.

Question: Why is XYZ nursing job superior to XYZ nursing job?

Answer: No job is superior to any other job. Nursing is comprised of many different fields, all with its own unique set of challenges, whether it's high nurse/patient ratios or vast amounts of paperwork. Anyone who think their field is harder than someone else's is usually playing the "mine is bigger than yours' game.

Question: What is the difference between an LPN/LVN/RN/NP/PA/MD/DO/PHD/BLAH BLAH BLAH? Followed by, which one should I become?

Answer: Do a search and stop asking this question. Only you can decide what profession is right for you, and you're on a nursing forum so take a wild guess what the majority of the answers are going to be?

Question: Is XYZ out of my scope of practice:

Answer: Check your facility and state policies. Every place is different. What one facility encourages may be completely prohibited by another.

Question: Is it okay that I never get a lunch, don't get paid for my overtime, work short-staffed to a dangerous capacity every shift, my manager treats me like crap, or that I get written up for arbitrary things because my hospital is in the process of converting to a hotel?

Answer: No. See question/answer #2.

Question: Does a new grad belong in the ED/ICU/PACU/OTHER CRITICAL CARE AREA, or is it better to start out in med-surg first?

Answer: You might as well ask if the chicken or the egg came first. It's six to one, half a dozen to the other. You're never going to get a uniform answer on this so just make the choice you feel is best for you and your career.

Question: What's your IQ?

Answer: Really?!

I started Nursing school today and I am very disappointed all we did for three hours is fill out paperwork and get a class schedule. Boring.

To top it all off we will not be doing any clinicals for 4 weeks!!! I thought we would participate in clinicals tomorrow and show everything I have learned here on AN. This isn't fair!! I am paying good money and I have all these neat new jammies to wear!

But the doughnuts and cola they had were good (no coffee/tea)

I am the bestest looking guy in class in the over 55 age group ( I know that thats what my fellow student peers were thinking, I just know it! and not because I am the only over 55 person in class)

Worst of all we have to read for the other classes this week, why do that when I can get all the info need here or at lookandactlikeanurse.com

There was a creepy old guy here somewhere posting something about how cute some of his more than 30 years younger classmates were and how difficult that sometimes was for him. I felt instant sympathy nausea for his fellow female classmates.

I had one of these in my class and he was a constant horndog :barf02:to instructors and classmates alike. This guy did in no way look like Paul Neuman, or Sam Elliot. But more like Drew Peterson.

...and smelled like Kurt Cobain...

:yeah:

Hey guys, this my first post so I'm a little nervous.

I've always wanted to be a nurse! I'm not a nurse yet. (Actually, I'm not a nursing student yet but I have all of St Elsewhere on DVD and I DVR Nurse Jackie and HawthoRNe every week!)

Anyway, I have a problem. I think I may have HIV. I work in a bank and one of the customers coughed, wrote on his deposit slip, then HANDED ME THE DEPOSIT SLIP! EWW! He looks like the kind of guy who has HIV. He's skinny and smelled like Kurt Cobain, so I'm sure he does heroin.

What do I do? I am afraid to go to the ER because I don't want to see anyone I know. Is there an at-home test? Or some other method of knowing? I haven't started losing weight or anything. But I'm afraid something is really wrong. I coughed about three times last night (this happened around 3 PM yesterday).

This may ruin my dream of being a nurse. How can I ever go to nursing school after this? Even if I don't have HIV, I am exposed to this man's germs. I just can't have a job where I'm around germs all of the time. (Banks are sooo dirty!)

Plus, if I have it (or, omg, what if it's hepatitis and I have to get my breast implants removed like Pam Anderson!) how will I ever marry a doctor?

Thanks, everyone!

dear miss hysterical,

i have to agree it sounds pretty hopeless.

my advice is to marry someone with hiv and throw away those hopes and dreams.

all the bleach in the world won't rid yourself of those nasty germs of yours.

just face it, you're screwed.

best of luck in the life you have left.

next.

leslie

There was a creepy old guy here somewhere posting something about how cute some of his more than 30 years younger classmates were and how difficult that sometimes was for him. I felt instant sympathy nausea for his fellow female classmates.

I had one of these in my class and he was a constant horndog :barf02:to instructors and classmates alike. This guy did in no way look like Paul Neuman, or Sam Elliot. But more like Drew Peterson.

So are you saying I'm not goodlooking like I have purported to be?:rolleyes:

I'm so old a 20 somethin' aint gonna give me a 2nd look anyway.......:smokin: further to that neither are the 2 40 sumthins either....:D This is why I think I will thrive in LTC:lol2:

Urgent Quick question about my upcoming ( cannabis, nicotine, benzos, opiates) test that I need to take the day after tomorrow!!

Please spare me your judgements and holier-than-thou lectures OK because I just want all of you to tell me how to beat the system. And could you put the pedal to the metal on that plz? Remember -- no lectures! I don't want you to make me have to remind you a third time! I have no intention of stopping my recreational use of (cannabis, nicotine, benzos, opiates) here I'll spell it out for you tell me how to b-e-a-t the s-y-s-t-e-m.

Oh yes my time is very valuable also so vague instructions will be immediately sent to the cyber-circular file. Thanks in advance to all of you who aren't mean old bitties! :up:

dear miss druggie,

i suggest you swallow 3 cups of bleach.

it should only burn for a bit.

most sincerely,

a mean middle-aged bitty.;)

Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

Originally Posted by DeLanaHarvickWannabe viewpost.gif

...and smelled like Kurt Cobain...

Maybe
THAT'S
what teen spirit smells like...

So are you saying I'm not goodlooking like I have purported to be?:rolleyes:

I'm so old a 20 somethin' aint gonna give me a 2nd look anyway.......:smokin: further to that neither are the 2 40 sumthins either....:D This is why I think I will thrive in LTC:lol2:

I know you will still manage to "get some" somehow. You wil take each and every opportunity to "be there" for upset young female nursing students. Always a full on lingering hug with back rubbing during clinical skills finals, when there were always some who didn't pass and the tears flowed.

OK, I am NOT having a good "new grad" experience. First of all, they hired me on to a plain ol' med-surg unit, instead of where I am CLEARLY supposed to be...the ER! I mean, what in the world did I get that BLS certification for anyway?!

Then, you have your typical grumpy old nursing staff on my unit...they are ALWAYS bugging me. One time, they had the nerve to interrupt me when I was caring for a patient...something about not giving insulin if the blood sugar is 23. But, duh, how else is the patient going to recover if they don't have insulin?

And they're so old school. They barked at me about not having assessments done when I was correcting my fingernail polish job. Seriously? I learned how to prioritize in nursing school...chipped nail polish is out of compliance with the dress code, and I - for one - will not get called into the nurse manager's office for that!

I don't think I should be forced to endure this kind of treatment on the job. With the nursing shortage, any place would be HAPPY to have me: an attractive, fresh-faced new grad who is almost never late to work. Except when I'm out of hazelnut coffee in the morning.

I'm thinking about quitting this job. Should I quit? I'm going to quit.

I will be the most bestest nurse in the universe. I will be Miss Nurse Universe. :lol2:

:nuke:

LMAO!! :yeah::lol2:

LMAO!! :yeah::lol2:

:clown:

Glad that I made you :lol2:

Specializes in SICU.
:lol2::lol2:Is it strange that whenever i log onto AllNurses, this thread is my first stop, just to see what's going on!!!:lol2::lol2:
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