Young, Thin, and Cute New Hires

The management at my place of employment recently hired a group of nurses who are all youngish, slim, and physically attractive as a response to declining patient satisfaction scores. Is the solution working? We can only wait and see. Nurses Relations Article

My workplace, a freestanding specialty hospital owned by a for-profit corporation that operates multiple facilities across the United States, has been having recent troubles with low Press Ganey patient satisfaction scores. This does not bode well in an era where patient satisfaction scores are tied to Medicare reimbursement rates.

Patients typically complain on the survey forms about random issues such as the food, the semiprivate rooms, their loud roommates, and the aloof manner of some of the physicians. Some mention that nursing staff failed to keep them informed. Once in a blue moon a patient comments that the hospital employs too many 'foreign nurses' or has staff who cannot 'speak English.' Whatever.

To combat the chronically low patient satisfaction scores, the managerial staff implemented a mix of interventions which they believed would make patients and families feel more 'cared for.' Hourly rounds, bedside rounding at the change of shift, more scripting, and more smiles have been put into action without much positive effect on the Press Ganey scores.

"What was management's next solution?" you're probably wondering. Administration announced they were hiring good people who were more friendly, skilled, positive, and indicated during their interviews that they actually wanted to care for patients. Well, the latest new hires have initiated more questions than answers.

Where do I start? They are all youngish, ranging from early 20s to early 30s. They are all fairly slim, nicely shaped, and physically attractive. The most experienced new hire has about six years of nursing experience, while the remaining nurses have anywhere from one to three years under their belts. The majority have no acute care experience and are learning certain procedural skills for the very first time: starting peripheral IV access, administering blood, performing wound care, operating feeding tube pumps, and so forth.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not an 'old nurse' who is 'eating the young.' I am 32 years old with seven years of experience, and I had no acute care experience prior to taking a job at this facility several years ago. The new hires all have good personalities and are seemingly pleasant to work with. In addition, we all must start somewhere.

However, they are not necessarily more skilled or more eager to care for patients like management said they would be. Several of these nurses remain seated at the nurses station while staring into a smart phone as call lights are ringing. A few walk into patient rooms without employing basic relational skills such as knocking, introducing themselves, or explaining what they are planning to do. I'm not complaining; I'm merely observing.

Here are my thoughts on this issue. Rather than hire a mix of highly experienced and relatively inexperienced nurses, the managerial staff opted to save on labor costs by hiring younger nurses with a certain attractive look that patients and families might find appealing. They hired no new grads because, I assume, they did not want to spend the staggering amount of money on 3-month orientation periods. They hired no one with 15, 20, 25, or 30+ years of experience because human resources would be forced to offer highly experienced nurses a significantly higher rate of pay per the wage grid. They hired no nurses who were badly overweight, gray-haired, or outwardly appeared to have health problems that would drive up insurance costs. To presumably get the most bang for their buck, most of the new hires have between one and three years of experience.

How is this experiment turning out? We shall wait and see.

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:barf02: Let me guess, most of them are blonde with teeth that glow in the dark.

Hope you are looking for another job.... seems like it more than time to move on.

I read the first 5 or so pages and skipped to the end to see how the facility's experiment of sorts worked out.

I cannot believe the arguments that have taken place in this thread, at least pertaining to the OP which was not bashing young pretty nurses, it was an observation and interest in how it would play out. And then all these panties wadding up, I'd think all would be more interested in the results of such a hiring measure than splitting up into defensive corners.

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I read the first 5 or so pages and skipped to the end to see how the facility's experiment of sorts worked out.

I cannot believe the arguments that have taken place in this thread, at least pertaining to the OP which was not bashing young pretty nurses, it was an observation and interest in how it would play out. And then all these panties wadding up, I'd think all would be more interested in the results of such a hiring measure than splitting up into defensive corners.

There's never a shortage of certain people, a.k.a. 'offendonistas,' who are seeking to take offense at every little thing imaginable.

I can understand not wanting to hire overweight nurses. Your body burns out fast if you're fat, and nursing is a very physically demanding job. I see so many fat nurses who suffer on the job, and then have issues even coming in.

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I can understand not wanting to hire overweight nurses. Your body burns out fast if you're fat, and nursing is a very physically demanding job. I see so many fat nurses who suffer on the job, and then have issues even coming in.

Old dead thread, overworked slam against large nurses. Run a search.

I am seeing the same trend and they are given all kinds of help, no expected to take the fair share of pt's. And they do not know how dangerous they are

I think the issue Khaan is that the focus is on appearance and not substance... dangerous

I think the issue Khaan is that the focus is on appearance and not substance... dangerous

You're right. I hope that's not the reason. There's a lot of fantastic nurses in my unit that are overweight. I hate seeing the struggle they have to practice.

I can't stop laughing.:roflmao: Thank God for advanced degree opportunities.

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So I've been reading all the posts, and all I can say is where are those places that hire young, thin, and cute?? I'd love to get a job there!!

On a serious note though, from personal experience it's nicer when you are cared by a nurse who smiles and looks like she/he knows how to take care of themselves. I had a grumpy male nurse whose face expression made me feel like he didnt want to be there and I was making his shift horrible. Same goes for other employment places, it's much nicer getting your coffee from a smiling girl/boy rather than from someone who looks like they really would rather be some place else

Nice sentiment, but that " boy or girl" fetching you coffee is more than likely not even close to being a RN

are YOU even a RN?

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Nice sentiment, but that " boy or girl" fetching you coffee is more than likely not even close to being a RN

are YOU even a RN?

You do realize that the post you're responding to is several years old and that the poster hasn't visited the site in nearly as long, right?

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You're right. I hope that's not the reason. There's a lot of fantastic nurses in my unit that are overweight. I hate seeing the struggle they have to practice.

Because as a CNA you would know so much about being overweight and an effective nurse. Your opinion is just that, opinion. You have no idea another's struggle or not, by just looking at them. And since you're apparently not a nurse, you can neither speak to being overweight nor a nurse.