You Know You Really Have To Pee When......

[Nursing Assistant]

You're in the middle of changing a resident or patient's brief and you suddenly start Farting and Peeing your panties uncontrollably for more then a minute non stop.

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[HeartsOpenWide, RN]

"I gotta pee so bad I can taste it"

"I gotta pee so bad my eyes are starting to float"

"I gotta pee like a race horse/camel"....

[CynicallyVexed]

as a cna, your night nurse took a break always left you on the hall by yourself and gave up on waiting to go to the staff bathroom and snuck into the resident bathroom in their room and pee'd.... and the dementia resident walked in smackin you with her doll... lol

or you keep forgetting you have to pee cause things happen and your pumped up, and the moment you finally get to sit down and realize you have ALLOT to chart, u have to get up and sprint to the bathroom to pee for the 9 hours you managed to keep it in.

[Imafloat, BSN, RN]

I've noticed that I have to pee at work but I can hold it. The minute I step in the door at home I practically have pee running down my leg....

[MMARN, BSN, RN]

You become the world's best dancer by doing the Pee Dance.

[Spritenurse1210, BSN, RN]

"I've got to pee like a redneck in a beer drinking contest!"

you think to yourself as you're waiting for your patient to get off the toilet "shove over!"

the sound of running water is murder

everything you see has a yellow haze

You could play a beat on your bladder, because it's streched tighter than a drum in your abdomen.

you silently curse the little old lady in the walker going an millimeter a minute on her way to the bathroom, and think to yourself, I could be in there by now, peed, cleaned the toilet and be done by the time she even gets close to the door!!

you've run into empty rooms just to use the toilet.

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[ellakate]

You take a deep cleansing breath and envision your bladder gently ballooning to watermelon size.

[StNeotser, ASN, RN]

You sneak into an empty patient room and pee in the bathroom that doesn't lock because someone from dietary is singing a song and taking their time in the staff bathroom.

[sharpeimom]

you silently curse the little old lady in the walker going an millimeter a minute on her way to the bathroom, and think to yourself, i could be in there by now, peed, cleaned the toilet and be done by the time she even gets close to the door!!

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ain't it the truth!

my legs are crossed as i type even though i just went...

kathy

sharpeimom:paw::paw:

[NewAggieGrad09]

Dunno if this is said, but you know you really have to pee when your cell phone, pocket memo pad, pen light, AND your expensive palm pilot fall out of your scrubs pocket into the toilet, and you could care less about fishing them out until after you relieve yourself. lmao

[SolaireSolstice, BSN, RN]

... it becomes a decision you have to make: open your legs wide enough to pull down your underwear to pee, or keep your legs tightly enough together so you don't pee in your underwear while trying to pull them down.

[sharpeimom]

you know you've gone too long without peeing when you pass a men's room near the visitors area, think to yourself, "what the heck..." and use it on the way by because it has been almost 11 hours since you've gone. after you've peed and are coming out the door, you're not embarassed in the least when a male visitor gives you a strange look.

kathy

sharpeimom:paw::paw:

[diawc]

You've had to pee for so long, that it hurts when you start to go....