You Know You Really Have To Pee When......

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You're in the middle of changing a resident or patient's brief and you suddenly start Farting and Peeing your panties uncontrollably for more then a minute non stop.

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Specializes in Management, Emergency, Psych, Med Surg.

I have a funny story about this subject. When I worked in the ED, one of the nurses I worked with had gone shopping and had gotten this great deal on new panties. So she wears a pair of these panties to work. She goes to the restroom and she is in there for a long time. I finally went to check on her and she comes out, just mortified. It appears that these were edible panties and she discovered this when she went to wash her hands and splashed a lot of water on her scrubs. Her little panties started to vanish. All she had left were the little elastic bands. I laughed so hard I thought I was going to pee on myself.

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Specializes in LTC, assisted living, home-care.

You Know You Really "HAD" to Pee When... Your am white socks are now your pm yellow socks....

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Specializes in ortho, hospice volunteer, psych,.
you know you really "had" to pee when... your am white socks are now your pm yellow socks....

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kathy

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Specializes in Adult Acute Care Medicine.

After 10 hours and finally on your way to the bathroom...you figure what the heck? I can wait a few more seconds.

You weigh yourself on the standing scale...then...

...walk quickly to the bathroom, and successfully let it all free.

Feeling great relief, almost elation, you walk back to the scale...

Can this be right? I lost 2.2 POUNDS??

Carrying around pounds of pee just can't be good.

btw I cant beleive I am using the word 'elation' in relation to peeing...but it's do dang true!

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Specializes in PICU, NICU, L&D, Public Health, Hospice.

You know you really have to pee when your bladder begins the elimination process before you have your pants down.

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Specializes in Peds.
You know you really have to pee when your bladder begins the elimination process before you have your pants down.

I HATE THAT!!! lmao

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Specializes in allergy and asthma, urgent care.

You know you waited too long to pee when that ammonia smell is not coming from your patients, but from you!!!!

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry.

You look at your patient and think, "Gee, I'd better go pee before the code starts..."

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Specializes in PICU, NICU, L&D, Public Health, Hospice.

You know you waited too long when your co-worker comments that you look a bit jaundiced.

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Specializes in Trauma, Teaching.

You know you've waited too long when your abd looks more pregnant than when you actually were pregnant.

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