I had a funny, frustrating call at work today that was too good not to share. I changed the names, but the rest of it is factual. I'm still debating whether or not it was a prank, or someone was really truly having difficulty. This is between myself and another staff member (receptionist, no less):
THEM - "Hi, do you have a private caregiver over there?"
ME - "No, I don't."
THEM - "No, do you have a patient with a private caregiver? I have Betty Smith here in front of me."
ME - "Is she the caregiver?"
THEM - "Yes, she's from Helpers."
ME - "I don't know of anyone here who uses a private caregiver."
THEM - "No, she's here looking for her."
ME - "She's looking for the caregiver?"
THEM - "No, she's looking for the patient."
ME - "Who's the patient?"
THEM - "Betty Smith. "
ME - "Betty Smith is the patient?"
THEM - "No, she's the caregiver. Is she here?"
ME - "Who?"
THEM - "Betty Smith."
ME - "Is that the caregiver? Betty Smith is the caregiver?"
THEM - "Yes, is she here?"
ME - "Yes, she's standing in front of you."
THEM - "No, the patient. Is she here?"
ME - "What's the name of the patient"?
THEM - "Betty Smith."
ME - "No, she's not here, sorry." *click*
Mind you, this all happened at the end of my shift during shift change, and the chaos at the nurses desk didn't help, but it was still one for the books. What are some odd conversations you've had at work, phone or not?