What's the funniest most unusual baby name?

As many of you know by now, Kim Kardashian had her baby. As if you couldn't miss all the annoying coverage over every single detail. They named that poor kid North West. What are some of the funniest/weirdest/most unusual baby names you have seen? Could be a patient or someone you know in your personal life. And if you are someone with one of those odd names did you just learn to live with it or would you change it.

[fsudmbRN, ASN]

mercyteapot said:

Weirdest name I've come across (and it's a doozy) is M'K'N'Z'Y. McKenzie. Why would you do that to your child? .

What is wrong with this? Well, I spell my daughter's name Mackenzie....

[Christy1019, ASN, RN]

I think they are referring to the way that it is spelled "M'K'N'Z'Y" and not the name.

[Lady_Leijing, BSN]

I've got a new one: Kÿng (pronounced like king)

[NICU Guy, BSN, RN]

Agent Zero and Firetruck. Actual names on their birth certificate.

[brillohead, ADN, RN]

NICU Guy said:

Agent Zero and Firetruck. Actual names on their birth certificate.

This makes me think of the Bobcat Goldthwait bit about flying (video is NSFW):

[KatieMI, BSN, MSN, RN]

Buckeye.nurse said:

I don't have any baby names to add sadly. But, my favorite physician name of all time is Dr. Pepper. She was a pediatrician in North Carolina, and, needless to say, a hit with the kiddos!

In one ICU I was once working there was in-house intensivist from South America. His name was a really long one but the first part he preferred to be addressed with was Jesus, which he pronounced more like He-SOOS and so everybody called him that way.

Intensivists had a weekly NP hospitalist on rounds. That day, the NP's name was Mary.

So, that beautiful morning, an ICU patient coded. The unit secretary called announcement center, where people did not always know who was named how.

There promptly came announcement, all around the ICU tower and the whole place:

"CODE BLUE ROOM ### CODE BLUE ROOM ###. DOCTOR JESUS AND MARY, PLEASE COME TO ROOM ###."

Later, we were told that some visitors on floors almost fainted after they heard that.

[ShadowNurse]

I worked with the (sweetest) Filipino nurse who had a very long name, but one of them was "Apple." Some people on the floor called her by that, though I never quite could; I chose another one of her names. Another was named "Lovely." Luckily her name matched her personality!

[KatieMI, BSN, MSN, RN]

Here we come, ladies and gentlemen...

today I heard a birth announcement for some poor baby (apparently) boy to be named Tyrion Lannister King.

AFAIK, there is a whole list of weird and worse names in that not-yet-finished TV saga, plenty for everyone to pick and choose from.

[Hoosier_RN, MSN]

brillohead said:

This makes me think of the Bobcat Goldthwait bit about flying (video is NSFW):

I about peed my pants laughing at this!!

[Persephone Paige, ADN]

Flatus, Placenta... I'm not kidding. Obviously these were horrible jokes on some poor, uneducated mother. "What are you going to name him/her?" "Gee, I can't think of a name for my baby." " Personally, I've always loved Flatus/Placenta." "Oh my, I love that! Flatus/Placenta it is!"

[sevensonnets]

La-a (Ladasha). LaParee, a young man named after the French restaurant where his mom worked.

[sharpeimom]

Birth announcement: Wrengracealmond

All I can say is, "Huh?"