What’s a Crusty Old Bat?

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I found this quote from a 2014 @Rose_Queen ::wavey:: post, but it bespeaks an older origin. Many familiar names if you go searching around using the bug search window. Be sure to check the box for “all terms” in your returns, or you’ll drown in unrelated stuff.

The self-proclaimed crusty old bats are some of the posters I have learned the most from here at allnurses. And it may help to know the back story of the crusty old bat phrase- it came about after a newbie showed up, showing an attitude of extreme entitlement, and used it in a derogatory manner. Rather than get offended, us crusty old bats and future crusty old bats claimed the phrase and turnED it into an inside joke.”

Likewise, the term “old biter nurses” was a likely typo for “bitter,” but we embraced it in its absurdity and peripheral connection to NETY, “nurses eat their young.” Which we don’t, because somehow we survived our callow years of being corrected and now, older and wiser as the old ones before us were, are living proof of not having been eaten in the process and now seek only to make current newbies too tough to chew on. 

This blast from the past is brought to you by …. well, you know. 

Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
1 hour ago, NurseBlaq said:

 *karate chop*

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Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.

I remember the origins of the mean biter nurse and the COB's well. I was involved in that thread and found the whole thing pretty hilarious. Years later it still is! 

Sadly many of the original COB's are no longer with us and AN is the worse for it. Honestly I can't think of a single thread that has risen to the level of an instant classic in years.  I miss the days when a thread debating the correct color of jello or offering admittedly tongue in cheek advice to a student afraid of being attacked by deers could drag on for literally hundreds of pages!

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Specializes in Private Duty Pediatrics.
4 hours ago, kbrn2002 said:

I remember the origins of the mean biter nurse and the COB's well. I was involved in that thread and found the whole thing pretty hilarious. Years later it still is! 

Sadly many of the original COB's are no longer with us and AN is the worse for it. Honestly I can't think of a single thread that has risen to the level of an instant classic in years.  I miss the days when a thread debating the correct color of jello or offering admittedly tongue in cheek advice to a student afraid of being attacked by deers could drag on for literally hundreds of pages!

Can that thread be resurrected? 

Specializes in Dialysis.
9 hours ago, Kitiger said:

Can that thread be resurrected? 

Some of those old threads probably can't as there have been updates and server changes. That's a question for the mods, or the respected @Joe V

Specializes in Geriatrics, Dialysis.

I found the link to the jello thread. It was buried...and I mean buried deep in my followed topics!  Here it is, enjoy!

Another classic thread if you have a bunch of time to kill is this one, The Mockery of Nuursing:

 

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Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
On 5/31/2021 at 12:55 AM, Emergent said:

RubyVee was the head of the old bat society.  She's rarely posting any more. She could definitely be quite blunt and really offend the snowflake contingent. It made for entertaining reading...?

I wasn't head of the Crusty Old Bat Society. I was just a prolific poster. 

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Specializes in ER.
15 hours ago, Ruby Vee said:

I wasn't head of the Crusty Old Bat Society. I was just a prolific poster. 

And crusty with a capital C, in my opinion...

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Specializes in CCU, SICU, CVSICU, Precepting & Teaching.
54 minutes ago, Emergent said:

And crusty with a capital C, in my opinion...

Ouch!

Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.
On 6/7/2021 at 2:36 PM, kbrn2002 said:

I found the link to the jello thread. It was buried...and I mean buried deep in my followed topics!  Here it is, enjoy!

Another classic thread if you have a bunch of time to kill is this one, The Mockery of Nuursing:

 

I am crushed to report that this thread has been closed to further replies. Time to start it up again? Let's start c those three...  Go!

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
3 hours ago, Hannahbanana said:

I am crushed to report that this thread has been closed to further replies. 

Nuh-uh.

Says you.

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Specializes in Physiology, CM, consulting, nsg edu, LNC, COB.

But … it was. It says so. Made me all nostalgic. 

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Specializes in Psych (25 years), Medical (15 years).
15 minutes ago, Hannahbanana said:

But … it was. It says so. 

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