Nurses General Nursing
Published Oct 6, 2007
I hate when people refer to emesis as "PUKE" ......nasty term !
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lilcajunnurse
67 Posts
We have computer charting and in the color of skin section the options are: Pink, Pale, Ashen, Jaundiced. People have you ever seen a Pink person??????:imbar.
leslie :-D
11,191 Posts
People have you ever seen a Pink person??????:imbar.
yes, a copd'er...."pink puffer".
leslie
leslymill
461 Posts
Pulmonary Toilet....GROSS!!!
I like that one though .....
As long as the toilet works well and you don't have to call a plummer/RT.
mizfradd, CNA
295 Posts
yes, a copd'er...."pink puffer".leslie
:uhoh21: "Pink puffer" sounds like an exotic fish! :chuckle
SW_07
47 Posts
Then you'll love blue bloater.
uh-oh....I fell hook, line and sinker for that one! :trout:
:roll
crissrn27, RN
904 Posts
Infant bothers me........I have no idea why. I just use baby!
If you ever saw me, you would have seen a pink person, lol. At times, like when I am running around at work, I am red! Got that one on the list?
heartrn35
59 Posts
Oh, this is easy.BAG. We bag groceries and garbage - we ventilate patients!and EXPIRED. I'm regret to inform you that your mom expired! Milk, credit cards and coupons expire! Patients die.I'm sure I'll think of others!!!!
BAG. We bag groceries and garbage - we ventilate patients!
and EXPIRED. I'm regret to inform you that your mom expired! Milk, credit cards and coupons expire! Patients die.
I'm sure I'll think of others!!!!
Yes, but once your patient has expired they must be bagged! I know its a bad joke but you put both word together.:trout:
MA Nurse
676 Posts
I hate when people refer to emesis as "PUKE" ......nasty term !________________ Praiser
I hate it when people say "sAUntimeter" for "centimeter". It's weird.
I also don't like patients being called customers or clients...it sounds like we are working in a department store.
loricatus
1,446 Posts
I agree. I also thinks it takes away from their medical need(s) while placing them in a consumer category ($$$$). They become a consumer of billable services and not an ill person receiving treatment.