What would the Easter bunny put in a nurses basket?

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Specializes in Certified Med/Surg tele, and other stuff.

I think Peter Rabbit should leave the following in mine:

A new pair of scissors. Mine are getting dull.

Cool pen that is one of a kind so people don't walk off with it.

A clone of me for those days I need extra help.

Chocolate bunny for those days that are stressful. :D

Xanax jelly beans for really really bad days, lol

Happy Easter Everyone.

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Specializes in Acute Care, Rehab, Palliative.

How about aerosol Valium for when you have an entire room full of hysterical family?

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Ooo! Mine would leave me a booklet of "days off" to use when I choose!

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Specializes in MR/DD.

A housekeeper/cook/nanny...........oh wait.. that's what my husband got LOL

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Specializes in Mental Health, Medical Research, Periop.

A winning lotto ticket, LoL!

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Specializes in LTC.

A couple of extra nurses and nursing assistants.

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Specializes in Plastics. General Surgery. ITU. Oncology.

A cure for aching feet.

A magical solution to those call bells you just know are horsefeathers.

The ability to stop stupid bleeping volumetric pumps from alarming for NO reason you can see.

No more Code Browns EVER :)

The ward to have a quiet day for once.

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Specializes in Trauma/Tele/Surgery/SICU.

An accounting degree? lol

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The love of her/his life, to make coming home worth it after a long day at work.

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Specializes in CCU, cardiac tele, NICU.

Blackout curtains and ear plugs, for day sleeping.

Ten years of experience, condensed into pill form.

A "Healthy Cooking for Night Shifters" cookbook, with meal and snack suggestions to stave off hunger and keep off the Night Shift Nine.

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry, PACU, Med-Surg.

PENS!!! (I have an addiction!)

A Pulse ox that self destructs when stolen.

Alcohol foam that doesn't turn my hands to bleeding leather.

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Specializes in Trauma/Tele/Surgery/SICU.

lol at this: "A Pulse ox that self destructs when stolen."

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