What would the Easter bunny put in a nurses basket?

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I think Peter Rabbit should leave the following in mine:

A new pair of scissors. Mine are getting dull.

Cool pen that is one of a kind so people don't walk off with it.

A clone of me for those days I need extra help.

Chocolate bunny for those days that are stressful. :D

Xanax jelly beans for really really bad days, lol

Happy Easter Everyone.

Foleys

;)

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Specializes in all things maternity.

"PENS!!! (I have an addiction!)

A Pulse ox that self destructs when stolen.

Alcohol foam that doesn't turn my hands to bleeding leather"

LOL! This could be me. I have been known to have 30-35 pens in my purse at any given time. Then u have to count in the pens in my locker, my nurses bag and in my desk at home.

:smackingf

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Specializes in labor & delivery.

My first thought was the winning lotto ticket, but someone already said that...so, the ability to go part-time and work when I feel like it..on day-shift...with night-shift pay!! A spray that infuses my new mommies with all the knowledge they could have gotten in parenting and childbirth class. :)

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Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.

Excited managers that are willing to help out without complaint.

MORE STAFF!

Princess Cards to hand out to surgeons who need a "little reminder" that their behavior is...bratty.

24/7 maintenance person to troubleshoot equipment, because I forgot to get my BioTech degree.

Healthy, catered meals for lunch.

And a BIG FAT raise, because we haven't had one in four freaking years!

Thanks Easter Bunny! "Bock-bock!"

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Specializes in Trauma Surgery, Nursing Management.
PENS!!! (I have an addiction!)

A Pulse ox that self destructs when stolen.

Alcohol foam that doesn't turn my hands to bleeding leather.

OH LORD! I read your post really fast and misunderstood what I read for a second. If you insert a certain vowel into your first word, that is what I thought I was reading. Thanks for the laugh!

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry, PACU, Med-Surg.

LMAO!!! No, I don't want one of those.

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Specializes in Med surg, LTC, Administration.
PENS!!! (I have an addiction!)

A Pulse ox that self destructs when stolen.

Alcohol foam that doesn't turn my hands to bleeding leather.

I too have a pen addiction. The problem with getting them in an Easter basket is then I won't want them. I buy boxes and boxes of pens, but still want someone else's, "perfect one".

I think I have 2365 pens in my desk, 2119 pens in my pocket book and 28,0317 pens all over my house. Help!

*please, please please, don't anyone write, I don't have that many pens. I know. Peace!

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Specializes in Med surg, LTC, Administration.
OH LORD! I read your post really fast and misunderstood what I read for a second. If you insert a certain vowel into your first word, that is what I thought I was reading. Thanks for the laugh!

Oh, you nasty girl!

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Specializes in ICU, Telemetry, PACU, Med-Surg.

I have SHOEBOXES full of pens that I rotate out through my work bag and purse. I carry a minimum of 4 in my pocket everyday at work, and they are scattered all over my house. I really do have a thing. My best friend calls me a penophiliac. LOL.

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Specializes in LTC, Disease Management, smoking Cessati.

Lots of Chocolate sprinkled with generous hugs.!

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I just want an awesome (pink) stethoscope.

And an automatic BP wrist cuff so I am never without.

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Specializes in Tele/PCU/MedSurg/Travel.

Coupons for a free massage every month for a year.

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