What would the Easter bunny put in a nurses basket?

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I think Peter Rabbit should leave the following in mine:

A new pair of scissors. Mine are getting dull.

Cool pen that is one of a kind so people don't walk off with it.

A clone of me for those days I need extra help.

Chocolate bunny for those days that are stressful. :D

Xanax jelly beans for really really bad days, lol

Happy Easter Everyone.

Specializes in ICU, prior telemetry experience.
An accounting degree? lol

Haha love this! I've been thinking the same thing... if only I knew what I know now :p

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Specializes in Certified Med/Surg tele, and other stuff.

These have been fun to read. :)

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Specializes in cardiology/oncology/MICU.

I wish he would bring a bit more energy for those long 12 hour nights, a little more sleep for this daytime insomniac, a little more patience for those loopy patients, and the chance to save a life one moe time.

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Specializes in Psych, Hospice, Surgical unit, L&D/Postpartum.

A wonderful chef waiting at home for you with a healthy, hearty meal when you walk in the door.

A maid to clean the house when you just dont feel like cleaning after a long shift.

A magic babysitter to pickup and dropoff the kiddies so you dont have to, also to entertain them for a bit for when you get home, all you want to do is just drop dead on the couch from exhaustion.

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Specializes in Med-Surg Nursing.

A big bottle of rum!

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Specializes in Med-Surg Nursing.
I have SHOEBOXES full of pens that I rotate out through my work bag and purse. I carry a minimum of 4 in my pocket everyday at work, and they are scattered all over my house. I really do have a thing. My best friend calls me a penophiliac. LOL.

I think that's a nurse thing because I have THREE water pitcher liners FULL of pens in my locker at work! That excludes the 10 in my purse and the two shoeboxes full at home.:D

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Specializes in Telemetry, Med-Surg, ED, Psych.

Xanax and Valium in the water supply

Thorazine in spray form for insane families and visitors

Midol, Chocolate, Kotex, Holy Water and a Bible for those evil, catty, gossiping, rude, PMS-ing coworkers

10 extra RN's and 5 extra CNA's on night shift

Cattle prod for use on managemant staff

Fill my bosses office up with manure - then saying- "Your full of it"

Wishful thinking!!!

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Specializes in Geriatrics.

A night where ALL my pts sleep peacefully! Just one night, thats all I'm asking for!! OH, Yes! Pens... lots of them with nice thick bases that never dry out!

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