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Viagra strikes again

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by zumalong zumalong (Member) Member

zumalong has 22 years experience and specializes in surgical, neuro, education.

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Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink.

This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount And Do.

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:rotfl: :roll :roll :rotfl:

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caroladybelle is a BSN, RN and specializes in Oncology/Haemetology/HIV.

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My goodness, how dangerous.

Can you imagine the potential for spiking drinks.

Really gives new meaning to the phrase "Join me for Cocktails"

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:rotfl: :chuckle :rotfl: :chuckle

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SmilingBluEyes has 20 years experience.

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Good one!

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live4today is a RN and specializes in Community Health Nurse.

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At that rate...bars, clubs, and anyplace that sells that Viagra drink, will be in great need of nurses to care for all those cardiac arrest that occur from the arousing effects of "the stiff drink" poured each male when he can't get a woman fast enough to take care of...well...ya know what I mean...:rotfl:

I can just visualize now the many rods protruding from the jeans of many a man as he approaches the females in the clubs seeking a DANCE. :rotfl: I mean...it's not like they'll be able to hide the dang thing...right? :rotfl:

Lawsuit time, girls! Cause if one of those perverts approached me after a Viagra sip, I'd get his name, phone #, and say..."Uh...my lawyer will be contacting you in the morning to serve you with papers for your "indecent proposal". :rotfl:

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Thanks for the belly laugh. The chuckle ones are good too, but we need a belly laugh with tears in the eyes once in a while.

Chuck

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Well, it's just MORE problems if you ask me.

Somebody broke into the Walgreens in my neighborhood and stole all their Viagra. I don't know if they stole it to sell, or what...

The police are looking for three hardened criminals.

Love

Dennie

(rim shot!)

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Originally posted by rhona1

NurseDennie

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DITTO!! :rotfl:

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Hey, someone has to 'stick-up' for guys at the bars. After a bad day, many guys need a good pick-me-up

nick

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