I just had a teacher call me.
Teacher: "My son has hand, foot, and mouth disease. I have to make sub plans, can I drop them at your office?"
Me: "Your sub plans?"
Teacher: Sounding frazzled. "No, my son. Can I drop my son off in your office so I can work on my sub plans?"
Me:
Teacher: "Ok, well, then."
Me: "Bye!"
Then this just happened.
Student: "Can you look at this bug bite and tell me if something bad will happen?"
Me: ... "Your confidence in my assessment skills is outstanding, however, it's a bug bite. I'm not sure what you mean by 'something bad'".
Student: "Well, can't you tell me if I am going to get some disease or something?"
Me: "Until you develop the symptoms of said disease, I have no way of knowing if your bug bite will make you sick or not."
Student: "Ok, well thanks anyways."
It's gonna be a weird day, I can tell already.