Along the lines of the first thread, "Things you would love to say to your nursing instructors" I thought this would be a great thread to start. I've since graduated LVN but there was one main thing I wanted to say to some students in my class.
Will you people in the back row please stop talking! I swear that today I can still hear their motormouths running! :chuckle
When I am in the RN bridge I will come back and post some more. I'm sure some of you have something to get off your chest. Come on and unload here! :)
I completely get the husband thing, if I would have had my daughter first I would have stopped with one kid LOL, I wanted a girl but man I am so glad I only got one of them. She has been in the terrible two's since 6 months and all this attitude and high pitch and screams is so foreign to me. It sounds like you are well on your way though.
OMG my daughter has that super high-pitched shriek too! I cannot stand it! When she has these temper tantrums for no apparent reason or becasue we won't give her waht she wants (which annoys me the most), I have to just walk away from her, LOL. We cannot decide if we want another one or not. We think we want another one after i graduate and stuff, but we aren't sure either. Sometimes we cannot imagine having another baby, LOL.
Yes, we want to thank you, you little snitch for turning in our CI by lying. BTW we ALL know it was you.
Now we do have to stay late everyday and get stuck in traffic. Happy Now???
Watch out for that Karma, it will come back to bite you later on.
How old are you?? Three???
Why does my head hurt?? Well, most likely, it's from all the DRAMA you caused.
Now that the CI has to follow every rule to the letter, how do you like the loss of your cell phone privileges?? No more texting the hubby all day in the halls.
I picked a patient I really thought I could help, too bad we spent all day dealing with your DRAMA. So you affected patient care for every patient we were assigned, feel better now???
If you don't like the way we do things here, please feel free to move back to your home state, preferably over this weekend, so you won't be around next week to start something else.
How's it feel to be the most HATED person in our clinical group??
Don't even bother asking, I'm not going to help you out, BTW don't bother asking the CNA's either, we've seen the way you talk to them and act towards them.
Yes, we want to thank you, you little snitch for turning in our CI by lying. BTW we ALL know it was you.
Now we do have to stay late everyday and get stuck in traffic. Happy Now???
Watch out for that Karma, it will come back to bite you later on.
How old are you?? Three???
Why does my head hurt?? Well, most likely, it's from all the DRAMA you caused.
Now that the CI has to follow every rule to the letter, how do you like the loss of your cell phone privileges?? No more texting the hubby all day in the halls.
I picked a patient I really thought I could help, too bad we spent all day dealing with your DRAMA. So you affected patient care for every patient we were assigned, feel better now???
If you don't like the way we do things here, please feel free to move back to your home state, preferably over this weekend, so you won't be around next week to start something else.
How's it feel to be the most HATED person in our clinical group??
Don't even bother asking, I'm not going to help you out, BTW don't bother asking the CNA's either, we've seen the way you talk to them and act towards them.
Am I the only one who wants to know what this person did?!?!
Good lord, I hope that when I start NS, it isn't such a dramatic environment. If so, I will avoid the drama at all cost and just stay neutral, and to myself!!:zzzzz
Please keep your racist, smack-talking behind away from me and stop talking to me. Your mere presence embarrasses me and I don't want anyone to think that your childish, inappropriate behavior reflects on me in any way. Go away....far, far away.
Oh, and how do I know the answers to the test? Because I STUDIED, you moron! I was not born with medical knowledge coursing through my veins. I work hard for my grades. And again, zip it, will ya?
The fact that you are 34 years old, married, with children, and are attempting to throw yourself at that 20 year old, shaggy college boy makes you look like the idiot you obviously are. That ship has sailed, sister. Grow up already.
Would you please, please, please stop interrupting the professor, the clinical instructor, me, my friends, anyone else in our class, the cat, and that random person on the sidewalk who was innocuously talking on the cell phone and doesn't even know who you are to talk about how you had THAT disease process too? Please? Seriously, if you have every single thing wrong with you from two semesters worth of nursing school, why are you still alive?!
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greygooseuria
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Uhhhh why can't someone with schizophrenia become a nurse? This is highly insensitive.